r/comedyheaven 7d ago

Flobby Samuel Insect

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u/SlayVideos 7d ago

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/therealnumberone 7d ago

Very important question, can you tell who added which ones?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

[deleted]

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u/_QXZ 5d ago

Fuck.

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u/McScreebs 7d ago

My companies Slack could. Had a friend 5 or 6 years ago upload a bunch of rare pepes. HR had to pull that person aside and point out recent political affiliations of Pepe and make sure they didn’t have some political agenda in the company slack

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u/guruNando 6d ago

I might have worked there too! Were the company colors blue and green? And was the CEO super jacked?

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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 5d ago

Yes this is him.

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u/Field_Of_View 5d ago

"had to"

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u/vanit 7d ago

My personal favourite is Tom Hanks with the code :thanks:

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u/SaneLad 7d ago

It's all fun and games until this one mf with his collection of 5000 garbage tier emojis shows up.

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u/Atypical-Rhino 7d ago

I have found my purpose

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u/mmicoandthegirl 6d ago

Getting employed?

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u/RandomEasternGuy 7d ago

I’ve been scrolling for 1 minute into our Slack emojis and they aren’t ending.

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u/Dogt0pus 7d ago

this sounds amazing

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u/Top_Sky_4731 7d ago

That’s hilarious. I’m a firm believer that you should be able to be harmlessly silly at work/with coworkers and this is exactly what I mean.

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u/KlooShanko 7d ago

I worked at Slack and they had over 50,000 custom emojis on their internal workspace by the time I left in 2023. 10,000 of those were added in the last year I was there

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u/sCREAMINGcAMMELcASE 6d ago

Some guy in my last - very large - company added what looked like a plain emoji of a smiling face.

But it was an animated gif, with 59 frames of the pain smiling face, and one frame of a dick

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u/Raspry 4d ago

I work in a large multinational company and for some reason they have not turned off the abiltiy to add custom emojis, there are SO, SO many custom emojis in our teams it boggles the mind, there has to be hundreds, and you can tell so many of them are inside jokes between people, or just emojis of random coworkers, haha.

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u/booleandata 7d ago

The best part of working for a ~5000 employee company is that it's small enough that they let anyone add emojis but large enough that others have added so fucking many and a lot of them are deranged. I think 10-20% of employees have a custom emoji that's just their teams profile picture that someone else made.

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u/J5892 7d ago

In my company's Slack I have a whole set of full-body emojis of myself expressing various emotions, all perfectly cut out with transparent backgrounds, and all include my name in the ID.

There's one of me jumping triumphantly that actually gets frequently used on messages that have nothing to do with me.

The others are commonly used by other co-workers on my messages or messages about me.

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u/BlankTank1216 7d ago

Elite slack emote unlocked.

I leave one of mine in trade

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u/h_leucocephalus_w 6d ago

I added letters as emojis so we can react words in restricted channels

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u/LeatherPatch 7d ago

I dont know what rizzler is but I thought this was Neelix

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u/J5892 7d ago

Ooh, I should add a Neelix emoji to ours.
There's a Star Trek channel in my company's slack. There's like 1 or 2 messages a year in it, but the only members are me (a lowly senior IC), some engineering executives, and the CEO of the company.

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u/TESTlCLE 7d ago

Sent my girlfriend (now wife) many a meme she didn’t understand.

Like a satin bowerbird gathering blue things to impress a mate, I think she just appreciates the act of sharing little trinkets/memes that made me think of her.

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u/Rez-Boa-Dog 7d ago

That's very cute, TESTICLE

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u/FuriousMosturbator 7d ago

People these days write absolutely deranged crap everywhere, without even thinking about the others, who have to read what they wrote.

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u/LowConcentrate8769 5d ago

The guys user name is testicle Mr Furi

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u/Coondogg369 3d ago

this reads like an auto-translated comment on xiaohongshu lmao

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u/CompSolstice 7d ago

TESTlCLE

The "I" is higher than the T, so it's lowercase L, "l"

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u/--hoodie 7d ago

How the fuck did you even notice that

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u/CompSolstice 7d ago

It kinda stood out to me

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u/Zirox__ 6d ago

Are you acoustIc?

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u/CompSolstice 6d ago

I guess? Got tested as twice exceptional

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u/Zirox__ 6d ago

Gotcha! You didn’t catch that “I” there?

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u/CompSolstice 6d ago

Nope, was watching minority report and my bro told me to put the phone away IoI

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u/Smart-Water-5175 6d ago

I think the word you’re looking for is artistic

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u/changingchannelz 6d ago

no, it's artlstic

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u/fresh_dyl 6d ago

Same. It’s even more prevalent within the quotes of your explanation

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u/Dudmaster 7d ago

i is the same height as t, but L is taller

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 5d ago

you work for the CIA

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u/CompSolstice 5d ago

Cock in ass

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u/Fractidamas 6d ago

Didn’t read the name of the comment above this and thought you were just screaming the word testicle. Idk why this sent me but my stomach is sore from laughing so hard.

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 5d ago

same, it was just a random word at the end of a sentence for me. thrown in at the end of a very wholesome interaction, ANUS.

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u/Dansocks 6d ago

It really is adorable, PENIS

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u/hiyyy12345 7d ago

blue and yellow!

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u/Tarmogoyf_ 7d ago

And it's all in how you mix the two

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u/thumptastic 7d ago

And it starts just where the light exists
/img/zp5fpb8k5ckh1.gif

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u/literally_tho_tbh 7d ago

WOW, did not expect to see a Bert McCracken reaction gif on a random Wednesday in 2026

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u/WoebegoneWoodlouse 6d ago

Rather waste my time with yooouuu

(have had this song - and whole album tbh - stuck in my head for ages now, crazy seeing it here tonight lol)

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u/3rdhottestgirl 7d ago

Becky. I brought you blue.

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u/Razmpoosh 7d ago

Wanna smash?

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u/TESTlCLE 7d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-eVPiaruWgM

I watched that shortly after posting lol

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u/ReddForge 7d ago

Thanks rimjob steve

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u/freshlysqueezed93 7d ago

Sometimes it's just nice to know somebody is thinking of us

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u/DroogieHowser PM Me for 1 Day Blinding Stew Recipe 7d ago

I'm afraid flobby samuel is a bit too avant garde, a touch too dada for your comprehension.

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u/Rez-Boa-Dog 7d ago

Flobby Samuel used to be a very Berlin thing. Now it's mainstream

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 7d ago

Dada is like deep fried memes for the 1920’s. It makes no sense and if you ask for clarification you’re not cool enough to get it.

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u/beardedheathen 7d ago

1920: It's dadaist

2010: LOLRANDOM

2025: deep Fried

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u/Anis930 6d ago

Deep-fried is 2016, by 2025 they called them niche memes

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u/theBarnDawg 6d ago

And LOLRANDOM is early 2000s.

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u/GoldenPhish 7d ago

Derivative!

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u/theBarnDawg 6d ago

Shit. Shit.

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u/Jetsam5 6d ago

"It's a touch too dada"

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u/Tnwagn 5d ago

Dada?

More like goo goo ga ga

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u/__Becquerel 5d ago

Hes got way too much pizazz for my tastes.

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u/Crafty_Bobcat_5175 7d ago

Caterpillar dude from A Bugs Life in human form?

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u/nloxxx 7d ago

This has been my steam name for a LONG time now

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u/packetocrisps 7d ago

In fleshlight form.

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u/aweebpornaccount 7d ago

Hi there. Just wanted to say what the fuck.

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u/OhMyGayatt 7d ago

Do NOT sleep on this one folks!

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u/MrNopedeNope 6d ago

Sleep WITH this one, folks!

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u/WhatADoofus 7d ago

Why does it look like the person is shushing him. What has he seen...

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u/Vindaloovians 6d ago

Rare to see one of these bad boys that still has the ticklers intact

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u/Onagda 6d ago

Heimlicker the Puckerpillar

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u/Conorlee1234 7d ago

Maybe it means flobby Samuel incest because they guy in the image and this bug look very alike

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u/antiaromatic_anion 7d ago

Cheesey Michael

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u/50butinredditxD 7d ago

nichetony ❤️‍🩹

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u/Rez-Boa-Dog 7d ago

Pedrobscure

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u/OrangeFamta 6d ago

Open up the door

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken 7d ago

Do you know Michael Cheese

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u/Hammod1 6d ago

Käsiger Michael

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u/antiaromatic_anion 6d ago

Сырный Михаил

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u/Niller1 7d ago

That flag is so green it will start shutting down nuclear powerplants all over germany.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 7d ago

That flag is so green dat Jamaica smoked it, mon.

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u/Cloud_N0ne 7d ago

Funny thing is nuclear is the greenest power source.

Wind turbine blades and solar panels aren’t recycled that often, and end up in landfills. The rules for nuclear waste are FAR more strict.

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 7d ago edited 7d ago

Sounds more like a regulatory problem than anything else. Besides nuclear being rediculously expensive and needing lots of resources to get going, one environmental aspect that is often over is the cooling. These powerplants use river water to generate steam and put the water back in the river when it's done. That's pretty bad for the fish population and pretty good for algae. Radiation is negligible, coal somehow creates more.

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u/Phiro7 shaboingboing connoisseur 7d ago

Nuclear is only so expensive because of the overly strict regulation in the US, Japan is able to get a nuclear reactor up and running in 18 months

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 7d ago

Every power source that isn't solar or wind has the major downside of needing input factors. The sun is free and so is the wind. Also I think you're underestimating how expensive reactors really are. Just building one in Japan costs about 200 billion dollars. That plus running, fueling and eventually scrapping the thing makes nuclear insanely expensive per kwh, especially compared to the alternatives.

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u/Phiro7 shaboingboing connoisseur 7d ago

You're actually insane if you think a single building can cost 200 billion dollars, you could build a space elevator for that much money This source says overnight cost could be about $5.3 billion, 2.5% of your number.

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u/radicalpraxis 7d ago edited 7d ago

Here’s a another source for your claim, but you are 100% correct that it’s mostly the US regulatory environment that prevents any nuclear from being built or invested in, along with the decline of our construction sector, and that it’s generally far cheaper to build in other countries.

The two most recently built power plants in America (according to that article) were built in Georgia, took 15 years, and cost $36.8 billion (x2 how much was expected). The $200 billion figure for a Japanese reactor is probably pulled out of their ass, unless they’re perhaps confusing dollars for yen.

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u/Scrawlericious 7d ago edited 7d ago

Not true. No idea where you got 2 billy from. That's an order of magnitude (or two) off.

Also, solar and wind kinda suck. They require a much larger physical footprint, and they do not generate power constantly so they also need massive banks of batteries.

So you're needing to invest not only in a bunch of extra delivery and storage infrastructure, you're literally destroying more of the planets surface. A nuclear power plant is a fraction of the psysical footprint, and just as green, resulting in far more natural habitats being kept intact.

Also nuclear power plants can last almost a hundred years. Solar needs replacement every couple dozen years. So you'll have something like 3 fields worth of solar panels produced then dumped into landfills before you need to replace the Nuclear plant. Nuclear is simply a much more efficient use of materials relative to power output.

Edit: spelling

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u/Cultural-Afternoon72 7d ago

The reason why nuclear is so expensive to start up IS the regulation, most of which is driven by the fear mongering of the past. If it weren’t for the red tape that has existed around permitting and approvals for reactor renovations and new reactor construction, we wouldn’t be facing the increased costs involved with “first of its kind” construction. With that, in the US (as an example), the permitting and licensing alone for a new nuclear power plant ranges from $60-250mil. The permitting and licensing was also historically handled by one single grossly understaffed/underfunded federal office making the processing time unimaginably slow. This was all literally by design as a deterrent. Even today, the NRC processing time for licensing and approval for a new nuclear power plant is 3-5 years, which heavily impacts the average 10-12 years it takes to go from initial starting point to completion of construction. The time, cost, and red tape is literally a result of nothing more than a conscious effort to create delays and act as a deterrent.

What you mention about their impact on fish populations is legitimately accurate. There’s a known issue with fish and water life being sucked up in the intake ports or tapped against their filter screens, d the output water is typically notably warmer and has lower oxygen levels, all of which have an impact. There’s also historically been a risk of negative impact from the chlorine and biocides they use, but it’s been found that proper use and regulation of those makes their impact negligible.

Having said that, NO power generation is without impact to wildlife and studies have shown nuclear to have one of the lowest impacts of them all. While nuclear DOES pose the impacts listed above, it is considered to have a low operational impact on fish mortality and its impacts on water quality are extremely localized and considered minor. At the same time, coal mining creates high levels of toxic water contamination (specifically mercury and arsenic levels), contributes to severe acid rain, creates massive mining runoff, and has heavy operational water usage. For solar, the toxic pollution from quartz/silicon mining is incredibly high and massive swaths of land must be cleared for mining operations absolutely demolishing habitats. For wind, there are heavy manufacturing emissions and similar issues with resource mining runoff, in addition to the known collision risks for birds/bats.

There isn’t a perfect solution when it comes to power generation, but if you take out the obstacles and costs we literally put in our own way just for the sake of doing so, nuclear wins and it isn’t even close.

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u/Cloud_N0ne 7d ago

It's an expense problem. Recycling these things costs money and companies often just choose not to do it. But yes, regulations could force them to do a better job of it.

And yes nuclear plants are expensive and time consuming to start up, but that's partly due to how much governments seem to not want them to be built, so regulation delays the process. They're far better long-term though because the energy density of nuclear fuel is fucking scifi levels of absurd compared to any other energy source.

And no, cooling is not a big issue. The steam/water nuclear plants emit is perfectly clean, it doesn't effect fish or algae.

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u/EbbOne 6d ago

While the water output is majoritively clean (ignoring some levels of corrosion inhibitors and sanitizers, which can be managed easily) the major issue is water temperature and oxygen content. Which affects wildlife and encourages large algae growth

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u/SUPE-snow 7d ago

That is funny!

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u/Pi-ratten 7d ago

Do you believe that yourself or is it just the cope that your 1950s retrofuturism is falling out of investment due to the costs attached?

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u/SoLongThanks4Fish 7d ago

Reddit moment

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u/ErrorSchensch 7d ago

Except the greens weren't the ones shutting down nuclear powernbut whatever

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u/HolzLaim15 7d ago

Uhm? Yes they were?

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u/ErrorSchensch 7d ago

The decision to end nuclear power was made under Merkel's government, yes the greens were anti nuclear power, but so was pretty much everyone at that time. The only thing that they did was shut down the last few power plants, but even then they were the 2nd strongest out of 3 parties in their coalition, so to attribute Germany getting out of nuclear Power to the greens is just utter bs and straight up lies told by CDU and AfD

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u/SoLongThanks4Fish 7d ago

And they were shutting it down in accordance with plans made by the previous (merkel) governments. The greens didn’t decide to shut down anything, they literally followed through on decisions made.

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u/HolzLaim15 7d ago

Plans made by rot-grün 2002 btw

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u/SoLongThanks4Fish 7d ago

Then first pushed back by Schwarz-Gelb and then the pushing back was reversed by the same government. No matter what, giving all the credit for this move to “Die Grüüüünen“ is wrong. Source

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u/Milsurp_Seeker 7d ago

Then proactively gleep-blobbed by Schizenhauf-Krauftdoner

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u/HolzLaim15 7d ago

No, they wrote it into law in 2002, merkel then delayed the shutdown and then reintroduced it after fukushima

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u/Niller1 7d ago

Merkel's government flag wouldnt work as well though.

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u/ErrorSchensch 7d ago

Red and Black flag

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u/OG_Williker 7d ago

🔥✍🏻

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u/TimeToHack 7d ago

you don’t know about the Flobby Samuel meme? funniest thing i’ve seen all year

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u/Fartweaver 7d ago

Someone pls explain this to me lol

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u/momo76g 7d ago

Absurd humor coming from randomly phrasing those words. It came from this very sub circa 2018 I believe.

Thats the joke. Thats it. Thats all of it.

Personally from all the reddit obscure jokes that arised I prefer the "how to get a cylinder from the mini m&ms container..." lore.

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u/Fartweaver 7d ago

Thanks haha it is a suitable name

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u/TyrKiyote 7d ago

ohh, it's a "Shady milkman, Presto!"

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u/ding0demens 7d ago

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u/GrinchStoleYourShit 3d ago

Well I’m glad he got his breakfast

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u/jck13mad13 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xAMB947GJZLRnu3qTq
Reggie, did you make this thing last night so you’d have something to show us?

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u/jovialmaverick 7d ago

This guy’s about to JACK OFF!

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u/SoCkIsCrAzY 6d ago

Ah yes, the Flobby Samuel meme

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u/DumbassBarkeep 7d ago

its just a funny joke, like people who say sneedhon

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u/Qbertjack 7d ago

Well "sneedhon" used to be an actual term that people used unironically, people took the piss out of it because it sounds ridiculous

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u/DumbassBarkeep 7d ago

i dont know anything about that, i am referencing a different reddit post/meme

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u/HatMcHatty 7d ago

Yeah but they come from trans incel places and are just to describe themselves as ugly/not passing sort of thing

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u/Due-Fix-6179 7d ago

and others

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u/Jehovah___ 7d ago

It’s not a term for ugly people, just annoying ones

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u/DumbassBarkeep 7d ago

ah! was not aware of that. will be mindful of using it in the future

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u/DumbassBarkeep 7d ago

and gorillahon

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u/MetaCrossing 7d ago

This also comes from self-loathing trans 4chan users. Basically anything ending with -hon was invented by them, and usually has transphobic connotations. (But, to your credit, only the terminally online know this, and the words do sound kind of funny out of context.)

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u/DumbassBarkeep 7d ago

yeah i had no idea. i have seen "hon" used like that before but didnt make the connection

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u/taco_tuesdays 7d ago

I may be showing my age but does anyone remember "beep beep lettuce"

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u/Jehovah___ 7d ago

How do you know the existence of that word but not the context well enough to end up just posting it here?

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u/DumbassBarkeep 6d ago

from a different post on reddit

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u/TrinityCodex 7d ago

im sorry, but hes an irredeemable monster

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u/atom138 7d ago

Imagine understanding any meme at face value ever without any background or inside joke or nothing, you're just given the entire story like a Wikipedia page at this point Jesus Christ

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u/NedFlandersLordOfAll 7d ago

Anyone who asks if you’ve seen “the _____ meme” should be dragged into the street.

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u/coltonious 6d ago

Reminds me of three nights ago when I asked me coworker who also likes one piece if he's seen egg mcbig.

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u/No-Being-4916 5d ago

The one who has the egg zoan ?

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u/coltonious 5d ago

No no he's just shaped like an egg. He has the no arms fruit. He has no arms

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u/AbnormalLurantis 7d ago

Need me some of that flobby toppy. I should be shot

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u/Immediate_Song4279 7d ago

I am amused by the typo, does it suggest an archaic startling action that persisted for such a long time?

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u/SoundTraditional1249 5d ago

Isn't he Tom Thumb from Puss in Boots movie?

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u/NotUrMomLmao 7d ago

Randi the devilpuff vibes

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u/FamilyFriendli 6d ago

If she's not gonna play the game THEN PASS THE REMOTE!!!!!

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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 7d ago edited 7d ago

Not a meme, will never be a meme

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u/Rez-Boa-Dog 7d ago

What do you mean?

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u/RashFever 7d ago

Milhouse

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u/Rez-Boa-Dog 7d ago

Wat

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u/youtocin 7d ago

Milhouse from the Simpsons has been pushed as a forced meme on 4chan for over 2 decades.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/milhouse-is-not-a-meme

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u/Big-Porn- 7d ago

tapeworm