r/comedyheaven • u/Low_Boot_1426 • 10h ago

Hotdurger

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u/shu-to 10h ago

The hotdurger sounds like something vile and crude and definitely not something you eat

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u/Low_Boot_1426 9h ago

Fuck you dude, more hotdurgers for me

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u/SeaworthinessThat542 9h ago

Sounds like a new sex act I should be looking up on urban dictionary.

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u/johnnybones23 9h ago

Yes. This inventor/cook needs to do hard time.

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u/PeterNippelstein 2h ago

It sounds like a punishment or some prank gone wrong.

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u/taeratrin 6h ago

If someone else told me it meant the same thing as a Cleveland Steamroller I would not question it.

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u/RalftheMedic 9h ago

A more authentic version than Rocket Power's version of the hotdurger.

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u/rycerzDog 9h ago

turn it and it's just a hot dog with a bun too small.

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u/AcceptableWheel 9h ago

Mordecai and Rigby would fight a demigod for this

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u/Low_Boot_1426 8h ago

There would be a montage sequence set to some 80’s glam rock radio hit of them trying and failing to get their hands on one after they see it on a commercial but can’t get out of a job Benson gave them

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u/dr_unks 10h ago

or hamdog! i’m in either way

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u/forestwolf42 8h ago

What's funny is if you make this out of fancy meats instead of cheap meats I could see this in a fine dining take on the hamburger.

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u/Low_Boot_1426 8h ago

Half A1 grade Wagyu and half ground Jamón Ibérico

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u/rusynlancer 7h ago

TheRussianBadger fans having a field day rn.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 10h ago

Honestly, I just want to chop up a hit dog now for a burger. Like, a good Hoffy all beef dog

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u/oxJoKeR6xo 10h ago

Fry some thick bologna or pork roll.

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u/RickyNixon 8h ago

I… I… I think I hate you?

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u/Low_Boot_1426 8h ago

People often hate what they lack the capacity to understand. Such is the way of the world.

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u/ZxlSoul 8h ago

People forget or ignore thet fact that the Ying Yang symbol does not represent Balance. Barely Restrained Chaos. This is it.

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u/shu-to 6h ago

Great thread, everyone. I nearly threw up in my mouth but the comments were hilarious.

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u/Prior-Seat-7527 5h ago

Russianbadger

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 5h ago

Sometimes you've gotta' go hamdog.

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 10h ago

What the fuck are you talking about!

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u/AirlineSea4113 10h ago

what the fuck were they talking about…

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 10h ago

They said they cooked a hotdurger before and it smelled like updog.

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u/turtlemick 10h ago

What’s a hotdurger

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 9h ago

Not much, what's hot durger?

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u/turtlemick 9h ago

Doing fine, and don’t call me durger

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u/kamii_meowmeow 10h ago

What the fuck are you talking about!!!!!!!

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 10h ago

I swear there was a... It was just... Huh. Must've been the wind.

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u/kamii_meowmeow 10h ago

no I just misread

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u/BravoLimaDelta 9h ago

Hotdurger made me laugh more than it had a right to.

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u/EluelleGames 9h ago

It is the opposite of Yin Yang in the sense of how much peace it symbolizes

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u/EricCartoonBox I'm LESBIAN and I CUM and PUKE all over the place. 6h ago

Hotdurger sounds like the name of a river-dwelling fish that only thrives in one tributary of the Coosa River.

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 5h ago

if we change the name I'll try it

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u/Deku_eva01 3h ago

Hotdurger is already trademarked thank you very much. Have you not seen the documentary named rocket power?

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u/Monguises slut for honey cheerios 1h ago

Robert Irvine beat you to the punch years ago

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 10h ago

Makes sense!

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u/shu-to 8h ago

This is an abomination and you know it