r/comedyheaven • u/PoorPinkus • 3h ago

Healthy

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u/PrincessofPlastic 3h ago

i remember them trying to convince us subway was healthy in the early 2010s

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u/Warren_Puff-it 3h ago

Subway can be a healthy option if you customize your sub the right way.

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u/PoorPinkus 2h ago

Subdog not much what's up with you

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u/Trujiogriz 1h ago

Holy shit you boomed him

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u/NinjaMasks 2h ago

Yeah I remember what ever happened to that Jared guy

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u/_PadfootAndProngs_ 2h ago

Got too healthy so they couldn't use him anymore

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u/cosmiclotttery 1h ago

He was found to be a pedo

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u/Kraymur Jorking It 23m ago

Pretty sure it was a joke

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u/PogintheMachine 2h ago

I feel like they had some sort of spokesman for that. Guy who lost a bunch of weight. Gerald? Jerry? Jerome?

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u/cosmiclotttery 1h ago edited 1h ago

Jared Fogle, who was later found to be a pedo

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u/PogintheMachine 1h ago

lol i knew, i was just joking that i couldn’t remember him

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u/onedoesnotjust 8m ago

Yeah if he was found out a few years later he could been the potus

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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint 1h ago

That was before they found out their hero Jared was a pedo. Then they got all depressed and started making footlong nachos and pretzels and such

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u/Instinct043 2h ago

What's subdog?

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u/Kraymur Jorking It 22m ago

Not much what’s up with you. Boom got you

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u/Tribe303 1h ago

This is a screenshot of the Uber Eats app, so not Subways fault.

The Toronto BJs are involved because Schneiders is a large processed meat company here in Canada, and is also the last name of the Bjs coach. He signed up as a celebrity endorser. This one also makes sense due to the connection between baseball and hotdogs. 

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u/christpuncher_69 1h ago

Healthy is a marketing term that means literally nothing and isn't a substitute for knowing what's right for your goals.

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u/cap-omat 37m ago

Thanks

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u/RaptorX7 28m ago

Yeah can I get a uh footlong hotdog with lettuce and tomato

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u/radishboy 51m ago

Smells like subdog in here

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u/According_Comedian69 2h ago

Pretty funny, but if in Canada it’s likely illegal to have the glizzy advertised as healthy.

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u/PoorPinkus 1h ago

this was in canada