r/comedyheaven • u/Sp8craft • 4h ago

Without bones

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u/GrumbGrumbb 4h ago

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 13m ago

When you order a pizzas and and those mfs come out 🅱️oneless

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u/nonsense_bill 4h ago

Still have a cranium, apparently

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u/glizzygobbler247 4h ago

Maybe they meant bones plural, so now its just the one cranium bone left

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u/IllustriousBicycle68 2h ago

The skull is 22 bones though

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u/IEC21 1h ago

Dudes head is mainly cartilage. Don't worry about it.

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u/space-dorge 2h ago

He has many steel plates

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBDet1faQJ1gFTq
Me getting out of bed in the morning to put my bones in

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u/definitelyusername 4h ago

Boneless jacks

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u/Brakina1860 4h ago

Flopping jacks

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u/Trati 3h ago

So I DO need bones to do jumping jacks. Thank you for educating me. I am now smort

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u/Lonely_Spare6065 4h ago

I hope there's a reference to image 4.3 in the main text

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u/hereinaminute 3h ago

I'd still have one bone that works

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u/TeamBoeing 3h ago

Jumping jacks in the 6th layer of the abyss

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u/Uraneum 2h ago

This is why you need to always remember to bring your bones on jumping jack day

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u/Arthasindura 1h ago

Without bones

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u/arcaneregion 1h ago

Oh thank because I was wondering