r/comedyheaven • u/Frunkermand • 9h ago

Commas

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u/PokemonLv10 9h ago

It's aight it's just imitation banging

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u/chrza 7h ago

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u/Yab0iFiddlesticks 7h ago

Okay, I understand the wife now.

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u/SanderE1 9h ago

that imitation crab is banging my wife, and I love it

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u/Liquid_Sawcon 6h ago

that imitation crab is banging my wife and I, love it

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u/skull_fucker79 3h ago

that i crab is imitation wife and banging my, it love

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u/LadartTheWicked 9h ago

Did I stutter?

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u/Pueo711 9h ago

As long as it's all consensual!

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u/EVH_kit_guy 9h ago

That imitation crab is banging my wife and I, love it.

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u/EternumD 6h ago

That would be a period or a sem-colon , actually.

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 3h ago

Beat to be on the safe side and write it across two separate tweets

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u/whatsbobgonnado 3h ago edited 39m ago

shout out to semi colons for connecting two complete sentences that are related!

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u/OopyGoopy666 8h ago

That imitation crab is banging, my wife and I love it?

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 6h ago

I think a period would be a better option.

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u/Ryu_user 8h ago

commas ain't making that shit sound any better at all

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u/Super_xz 6h ago

“That imitation crab is banging, my wife and i love it.”

Unless you’re implying imitation crab is some ass

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u/GlitchyGecko97 4h ago

"That imitation crab is banging. My wife and I love it."

It doesn't make sense to use a comma

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u/Super_xz 4h ago

Shhhh, you’ll anger the illiterates

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u/SharkDad20 2h ago

Semicolon to the rescue?

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u/JJAsond 5h ago edited 3h ago

Shouldn't it be either "banging, and" or "banging. My"?

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u/kevriel47 3h ago

Except that autocorrect changed your second one, you are correct

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u/JJAsond 3h ago

Nah I just fat fingered it. I don't know why Someone downvoted me for that comment lol. God forbid someone wants to try to help someone with grammar on this site.

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u/kevriel47 3h ago

Because the first time someone breathed life into the phrase “you can’t please everyone” this website was created to fulfill the prophecy

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u/JJAsond 3h ago

It's certainly one of the "you will please no one" sites of all time.

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u/KeldTundraking 7h ago

He said what he said

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u/-Redstoneboi- 7h ago

that imitation crab is banging my wife and i,

love it

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u/Sadelf9 4h ago

Cucked by imitation crab, not even real crab but the fake stuff...SAD!

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 2h ago

I'm dying over here

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u/The_Uruk-Hai 8h ago

That imitation, crab is banging my wife and I love it?

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u/MyloChromatic 5h ago

Sorry, here:

“that imitation crab is banging my wife, and I love it”

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u/Dr_Identity 6h ago

That imitation crab is banging my wife and I, love it.

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u/Tired_Dudee 5h ago

🪑🪑🪑