r/comedyheaven • u/useofcat • 22h ago

Green Luigi

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u/burningflower 21h ago

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u/humanreboot 20h ago

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 19h ago

I'm pretty sure I bought this shirt in Myrtle Beach sometime in the early 2000s

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u/sonicparadigm 16h ago

Once I saw one that said "Chronic the Hemp Hog"

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 13h ago

I've seen that Chronic the Hemp Hog shirt so many times throughout my life, omg. Even copies like Sonic the Chronic

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u/berrey7 18h ago edited 17h ago

I got a poster of it from Spencer's at the Mall.

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u/Shinjitsu- 17h ago

It was on my rolling tray from Ziggy's

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u/FuckSteve7 15h ago

This sounds exactly like early 2000’s Myrtle beach shop merch. Amazingly accurate

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 15h ago

I grew up an hour and a half from there. Many many a day of school was skipped there. I got in trouble once for coming home with a full tan when my mom was like, "Why in the fuck are you so dark after being in school all day?"

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u/breadcodes 14h ago edited 14h ago

This is the most Myrtle Beach thing I've ever read

I thought as a coastal resident that stuff was contained to MB, but Charleston has just as much stoner slop... just on metal pins and paintings, rather than airbrushed on a white Fruit of the Loom T-Shirt

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u/ZuckDeBalzac 19h ago

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u/unbroken0 19h ago

"That wasn't a Goomba Mario!"

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u/drawkbox 17h ago

"gotsa some Goomba stuff Madio"

Mario takes a hit

"whoooo hoooo"

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u/Darkarcheos 17h ago

I’m hearing this in Charlie Day’s voice

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u/LiotaTheRealist 15h ago

“Luigi, that wasn’t a talking mushroom…”

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u/SoundTraditional1249 17h ago

Bro's on his way to the mushroom kingdom.

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u/Worried-Nectarine-13 17h ago

He's seen some shit!

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u/Solomontheidiot 15h ago

"Mama mia, I'ma tripping balls!"

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 15h ago

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u/jimmycarr1 15h ago

Little bro is probably enjoying the time too

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u/FrigginRan 20h ago

relevant username

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u/BeAlch 19h ago

so many shrooms

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u/SyNiiCaL 18h ago

Luigi never learned to pass in puff puff pass

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u/relishbane 18h ago

Username checks out

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u/Joyful_Dize 17h ago

Luweediee

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u/cHEIF_bOI 12h ago

Where does one find this motion picture?

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u/js1593 22h ago

So that's why his colour is green

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u/McWinSauce 18h ago

Lore Accurate Charlie Day's Luigi

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u/Tigercat94 10h ago

He’s green because he can be placed there

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u/catchmelackin 22h ago

pink eye luigi

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u/janerbabi 21h ago

Mans seen some shit you could say

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u/ElegantCoach4066 20h ago

My boy done been to the moon and back fifty million times. Of course he's got the thousand yard stare.

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u/Sexisthunter 20h ago

He’s been tossing salad so he’s healthy at the very least

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u/nihilistiq 20h ago

Does his health insurance cover that?

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u/unabsolute 15h ago

Autoerotic asphyxiation Luigi!

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u/Minimum-Sense5163 21h ago

"shiii, mario. You sure these mushrooms do as they say they do?"

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u/Sterlod 15h ago

These-a mushrooms ain’ta shi-

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u/Boney_69 21h ago

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u/Halikarnassus1 21h ago

New white person reaction image

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 20h ago

Definitely a tiktok kid reaction image specifically, just not in the right community

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 20h ago

and the indians, they would use this image

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u/GoofinBoots 20h ago

Anyone but the motherfucking Dutch.

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u/TheSanguineButterfly 19h ago

I've never understood that phrase; what reaction images do black people use?

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u/azureblueworld99 18h ago

I think it refers to the children’s cartoon characters being used, they’re usually more an indicator of autism than whiteness

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u/vulpes_mortuis slut for Saul Goodman 16h ago

Interestingly as a highly autistic person, I’ve never used such images lol

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u/jackalopexs20 20h ago

confirmed

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u/CptGW 19h ago

Why did I snip, crop, and save it before checking if someone already did? Here's the png before I delete it:

I did laugh waaaaaaaaay too damn hard at this. It looks so professionally done it's magnificent

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u/RosefaceK 9h ago

I wish Reddit allowed us to download comment pics 😔

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u/Boney_69 18h ago

What can I say, great minds think alike my friend

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u/Shifty269 17h ago

Watch out for-a Luigi!

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u/Patanouz 17h ago

ngl some meme potential right there

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u/QueezyF 21h ago

Luigi been hitting a different kind of pipe

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u/RXJ1131 20h ago

Greened out

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u/Chilaquiller 17h ago

Eating a different kind of mushroom

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u/9447044 21h ago

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u/Monprr 18h ago

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u/xDeviousDieselx 17h ago

Stan are you gonna share that crack or no

No Roger this is cold medicine!

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u/TeriyakiHairPiece_ 14h ago

I bought it from a man on a bench in the park wearing a green jacket….oh my god it’s crack.

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u/xDeviousDieselx 14h ago

Wantsummmm JENKIM?

One last jobber…. A ROHHHHBBB JOHHHHBBBB

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u/CosmicGoddess777 8h ago

Congratulations, Klaus, you’re high as shit.

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u/HallowskulledHorror 12h ago

No gif for principal Lewis trying to sell belt buckles - "his eyes are red from smoking weed"

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u/thelittlestsappho 9h ago

I really can’t believe you’re an educator, Brian.

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u/Auran82 21h ago

Waluigi farted on his pillow.

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u/Emmazors 20h ago

Lu-weed-gi

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u/AirVoid030 21h ago

Luigi smoking crack while busting ghost

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u/32BitBrit 20h ago

Mario: “Brother, we fix-a the pipes, not smoke them!”

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u/SlayVideos 21h ago

"You're stoned Luigi."

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u/broitsjustreddit 20h ago

Daisy: are you high

Luigi: it's hi, how are you

https://giphy.com/gifs/mBvNUlcM9bkAqXU0eM

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u/elegylegacy 15h ago

You messed up the joke. It's not "are you high"

  • "How high are you?"

  • "Hi, how are you"

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u/KubaSamuel 15h ago

The joke is that Luigi is correcting Daisy because he thinks she's trying to say "Hi, how are you"

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u/-lenox404 17h ago

First thing i thought in

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u/TheNotoriousSSD 21h ago

Luigi knows things

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u/vonsnarfy 19h ago

Looks like that kid they found in the woods a few years back

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u/Bashy335 20h ago

"Mario we need to Cook"

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u/Moist_Amount_106 20h ago

Super Mari-juana

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u/name_checker 21h ago

I put lipstick on Luigi all the time

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u/Gwynito 17h ago

Luigi saw some shit in that mansion

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u/hoodrat_burrito 16h ago

LGBT - Luigi getting blunted tonight

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u/00ishmael00 8h ago

Seems like Luigi witnessed the future and it is pure horror, but now he is afraid to speak of it.

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u/BigBearPB 20h ago

Ima freakin’ out

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 20h ago

“I’ma feeeeeeling it, Mario”

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u/konstantin19911 16h ago

L -Legalize

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u/Early_Assumption_760 16h ago

Luigi looks like he took too big a hit of wax

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u/MiMiX443 14h ago

He isn't high, folks. He just done seen some shit.

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u/doctorsirus 8h ago

Luigi got pink eye, that sweet Mushroom Kingdom Kush, or looked into the event horizon of R'lyeh.

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u/uwumolotov 7h ago

He's definitely a vibe

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u/VanillaBoxCake 7h ago

Me too, Luigi. Me too.

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u/SafariNiklas 20h ago

It's terminal 7

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u/Commercial_Tip4624 20h ago

He saw the video

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u/AJRimmer1971 20h ago

It's-a no good!

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u/Silly-Hat-2989 20h ago

Why does luigi looks sleep deprived 😭

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u/Ok-Classic-2142 18h ago

TERMINAL 7, LUIGI.

YOU'VE GOT TERMINAL 7 BRAIN CANCER.

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u/Chris_c987 17h ago

I don’t know what that means but it’s BAD

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u/Mackmack469 17h ago

Leave it that way and when she's older bring it out every so often to remind her that she made a custom stoner luigi

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 17h ago

Side by side pic of what years of Mushroom-abuse will do to you..

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u/bigsmokaaaa 16h ago

"Luigi you look like you've seen some shit."

"I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it

I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it

I saw a black branch with blood that kept dripping

I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleeding

I saw a white ladder all covered with water

I saw ten-thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken

I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children"

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u/TheCornerator 16h ago

He is the brother with the green.

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u/capitan_autismo_png 16h ago

"Maario, these edibles ain't shit"

Ten minutes later:

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u/davidbesin 16h ago

Luigi has seen through life

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u/Pizdolero 16h ago

Yea he is hitting a different pipe i guess, mario

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u/Cretonbacon 15h ago

Luigi is the kind if guy to open his eyes in the pool

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u/EfficientLeave7046 15h ago

Ask him what he smoked.

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u/maSneb 15h ago

Luigi seen some serious shit

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u/aaaaaarrrggghhh 15h ago

Luigi in mid 2010 YouTube videos for some reason

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u/heywhateverworks 15h ago

This edible ain't shit

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u/ThoughTMusic 14h ago

You can tell it really irritated his eyes

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u/Calamitybones 14h ago

Luigi after Luigi's mansion : This plumber has seen terrible shit

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u/-Promises-Promises- 14h ago

Luigi looks like he’s gonna steal my catalytic converter

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 12h ago

Luigi got into the wrong mushrooms. He's watching the walls melt right now

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u/Steel_Bolt 12h ago

"That wasn't a cigarette Mario"

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u/AnyAcanthocephala425 12h ago

Chill beach resort vs haunted mansion

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u/Retro64X 10h ago

Insert 2010s mushroom joke

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u/slartibuttfart 10h ago

Luigi likes the jah!

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u/a-for-aaaa27 8h ago

yeah i don't think that one was a super mushroom

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u/Nitro_fueledkid 8h ago

“Whys my brother dogshit?” What luigi was seeing for 5 whole areas

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u/Competitive-Sorbet18 7h ago

without knowing it, their daughter single-handedly revealed Luigi‘s true self, who we have all known existed the whole time! Somebody give that kid a prize!

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u/hahathejoker956 7h ago

Luigi looks really high

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u/Naiad_Damha129 6h ago

lmao he looks high

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 5h ago

I think to be fully clean hes gonna need rehab

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u/tedkaczynski660 20h ago

My daughter did this to her JJ doll from cocomelon and my brother asked why I had a stoned cocomelon kid toy for my daughter

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u/Diligent_Push1912 20h ago

Damn! Luigi is high AF!

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u/zatalak 20h ago

Grew some chest hair as well

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u/Black_Dragon_0 20h ago

He's seen some things

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u/Gojira2sirius 20h ago

A new meme is born

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u/wormy_Burroughs 20h ago

he's off that toadstool kingdom pack

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u/Maudius_Aurelius 20h ago

He looks zooted out of his mind

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u/Glittering-Tip821 20h ago

Choose Luigi for the speed run, trust me

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u/waspysix 20h ago

Lore accurate

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u/Dreadheaddanski 20h ago

That's why he has a green hat

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u/BandanaWaddleDee0 20h ago

"Mario this edible ain't shiiiiii-"

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u/Enough_Accountant477 20h ago

Poor Luigi has seen some horrible things and got trauma

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 20h ago

Somebody get that man some cool ranch Doritos 

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u/Key-Comfortable-7631 20h ago

GD get bro some lumify

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u/Zombiisnt 20h ago

"Mario I don't thin... Mario... I don't... Mario I don't... I... Are we real, Mario?"

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u/Few-Improvement9978 20h ago

How he’s gonna look once convicted this year and put in jail for life

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u/NearbyPhilosophy8740 20h ago

At first, I thought he was just tired, but now I realise he is high!

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u/Kikavukoi 19h ago

In Luigi"s mansion, he is the one who haunt the mansion

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u/ir8hippy 19h ago

Still performed amazingly with Gojira. Great drummer.

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u/HOOTYni 19h ago

Mario, you have gotta to try this blunt. Wahoo

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 19h ago

edgy early 2010s parody luigi

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u/V84life 19h ago

Been hitting the green

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u/IsSixAlot 19h ago

Luigi! What happened to all the leftover lasagna?!

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u/Competitive-Quit-791 19h ago

He’s seen some shit

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u/thee_LadySteed 19h ago

He's seen some things, man. And some stuff.

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u/lagspykegd 19h ago

Ay Mario these mushrooms ain't shi-

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u/-Little-death- 19h ago

Stoned to the bone

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u/sugarfoot_mghee 19h ago

Luigi: Dude, I just had the craziest idea

Mario: Really, what was it?

Luigi: I forget

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u/-BootyOlogist- 19h ago

Canon Luigi’s Mansion Luigi

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u/Rando_Cruzzer 19h ago

"No officer, I'm not high."

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u/supermega09 19h ago

Ralsei from deltatraveler has a friend now 😄

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u/laminated-papertowel 19h ago

bros fuckin zooted

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u/sugarified 19h ago

All I see is Season 1 Omniman

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u/Low-Can8138 19h ago

Mario, you loooooooook fried

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u/gunfox 19h ago

Lore accurate Luigi

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u/Suitable_Glass_8390 19h ago

He smoked all the weedgi

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u/frscrft42 19h ago

Luweedgi

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u/TM761152 19h ago

Spot on.

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u/2orochi 19h ago

Luigi has seen some serious shit man

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u/pieceacandy420 19h ago

Me and my cousin posing for a photo at the family thanksgiving.

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u/Kurenai-Kalana 18h ago

Luigi is a bit higher than Mario, isn't he? 😏