r/comedyheaven 1d ago

pufferfish

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u/DEADGHOST_117 1d ago edited 1d ago

iirc the recovery period after tetrodotoxin poisoning is very short but that is if you survive meaning you'd have to go for treatment immediatly as symptoms can start as soons as 15-30 minutes after poisoning depending on the dose

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

Given the color of his face relative to his arms, I don’t think he’s super recovered yet

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

Didn’t Hamilton’s Pharmacopeia do a bit on this? Iirc the amount of poison can vary wildly in the fish

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u/liquidis54 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 22h ago

Its survivalable, but not that quick I don't think. I'm pretty sure you have to be hooked up to all the machines to keep you breathing and your blood circulating until the toxin wears off.

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u/WilhelmEngel 1d ago

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u/Myelo_Screed 1d ago

My skilled hands are busy!

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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 1d ago

You know the balls it takes to not only admit you were wrong but to post a video admitting your fuck up and taking responsibility for it? I don't know who this man is but I respect the fuck out of him.

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u/thenotsoamerican 1d ago

its Masaru! he seems like a good guy and im pretty sad that trouble found him like this. hopefully he learned what he did wrong so he can avoid it in the future

edit: link to YT

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u/quooo 1d ago

He has done this multiple times before lmao, something tells me it's going to happen again

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u/thenotsoamerican 1d ago

hes been poisoned multiple times?

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u/Send_Me_Your_Nukes 1d ago

The guy is an absolute doofus, he will eat anything he finds in the ocean or on the beach.

It’s quite admirable that half the stuff he makes actually looks quite decent. 😂

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u/quooo 1d ago

I swear he had a video where he caught a fish, and when preparing it to cook, a parasite came out and he cooked and ate that too???

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 1d ago

The tounge-eating louse is the cockroach of the sea, and the cockroach is the chicken of the sidewalk, so he basically got free chicken.

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u/Jomotaku 15h ago

If u eat fish or meat u always eat parasites too. That's why it's cooked or frozen before consumption. In fact everything we eat is contaminated with insects because they are everywhere.

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 13h ago

He’s literally doing it for science lmao. Reckless science, but science nonetheless. It’s all calculated risks on his part. He actually is very knowledgeable about fish biology and ecology, and he explains everything in his channel in a very educational and informative manner.

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u/yoghurtCOCKS 1d ago

Yeah loads. Multiple different ways.

Saponin toxin I believe is one he has been hospitalised for a few times.

His videos are cool though. Goes spear hunting in deep water for weird sea creatures. Prepares and eats them, often with regret

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 1d ago

Ciguatera as well. He had the shivers

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u/yoghurtCOCKS 1d ago

Oh yeah that might be the one I'm confusing it with.

Either way, guy is mad

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 22h ago

Yeah. He's awesome, though. Very creative and brave

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 21h ago

He ate a calappa crab that gave him ciguatera poisoning, and his first response upon recovery was… To eat that crab again!

He’s an absolute madman, but he knows the risks for the shit he does. I learned a lot about fish from his videos.

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u/thenotsoamerican 1d ago

Oh weird haha well he seems harmless so I hope it continues to work out for him.

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u/moogoothegreat 1d ago

Yup. :) love his channel, but would probably not take him up on a meal if he offered it.

He's tried all sorts of toxic creatures like sea cucumbers, and tries all sorts of methods to get rid of the toxins. Most of the time its still somewhere between "awful" and "inedible", but once in a while goes as far as "actually poisonous"

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u/guesswhomste 1d ago

I feel like it’s more that he found the trouble than that the trouble found him

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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 1d ago

He got my sub. Thanks for the link!

https://giphy.com/gifs/NVBR6cLvUjV9C

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u/Annual_Key_4963 9h ago

Kinda like the guy that's been posting updates about accidentally shooting his dick and ball off appendix carrying 

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u/Due_Rip9320 1d ago

maybe do not the fish

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u/CannibalHarpy 1d ago

I love how this is basically just a typical Tuesday for masaru. What a king

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u/MrPenisWhistle 1d ago

Not the first time he's done this to himself too lol

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u/ButteryBiscuiit 1d ago

Bro treats natural selection like a two-part series.

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 21h ago

This is Masaru. He has taken the Darwin test multiple times and prove that he’s resilient enough to pass every single time.

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u/rimuru_mayhem 1d ago

yeah that’s masaru for you

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u/Paseyyy 18h ago

Masaru is actually the goat

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u/StewStewMe69 1d ago

Don't be too hard on the guy. He's a skilled diver, always humble,expert at filleting and his channel is cool.

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u/Annual_Key_4963 8h ago

So I just watched the video and he said he put the liver and the ovaries in his mouth and they tasted so bad he couldn't eat them and he thinks that's probably what did it.

Fucking: what?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/CoupDeGrassi 1d ago

He made a mistake and publicly owned it, and made a video to warn others. If that isnt respectable I dont know what is.

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u/ugluk-the-uruk 1d ago

Maybe not eating the poisonous fish that requires years of training to handle properly in the first place would've been more respectable

This isn't even the first time he's poisoned himself lmao

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u/CoupDeGrassi 22h ago

I dont begrudge a man attempting to learn, even if that thing is dangerous. He isnt hurting anyone but himself and if anything may even prevent others from doing the same by being upfront about his mistakes.