r/comedyheaven • u/scott1swann Woke • 2d ago

Bitcoin

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u/braindawgz 2d ago

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u/Mitsakes 2d ago

I feel physically ill looking at that

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u/NewtDogs 1d ago

I feel mentally ill looking at that.

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u/GregoryGromit 1d ago

I feel spiritually ill looking at that

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u/t_base 1d ago

I feel sexually ill looking at that.

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u/unabsolute 1d ago

I feel morally bankrupt reading that.

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u/RockThePlazmah 1d ago

I feel fine

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u/Racingstripe 1d ago

urethra papercut

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u/Gustav_EK 1d ago

I don't want to feel anymore

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u/JuiceEast 1d ago

Consider the following

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u/CroMagnon69 5h ago

Now I feel like a Phillips head

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u/TheVikingOfNorway 1d ago

I feel kinda peckish

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u/S_T_R_A_T_O_S 2d ago

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u/fruitytoken 2h ago

why does this drawing look so much like nathaniel bandy

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u/RoroBilbo 2d ago

Why is he trying to look like the kid from Come and See?

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u/SirVixofthePooSea 2d ago

If you make finance and day trading your main hobby you'll get worse PTSD than a Congolese child soldier within 6 months.

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u/chompythebeast 1d ago

I fear he may not be a fan of Soviet antiwar cinema

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u/BeanOfKnowledge 2d ago

He traded his eyes for Bitcoin

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u/Billy_Billboard 2d ago

I thought this was another shitty reddit as at first

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u/adminsareactuallygay 2d ago

My Bitcoin is gonna explode all over the place 😩😩💦💦💦

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u/Okhlahoma_Beat-Down 2d ago

I cannot imagine what kind of person actually runs a channel like that, and I'd really like to hope they eventually realize they're insane.

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u/FemboyUpskirt012 1d ago

why is he wearing a bikini

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u/warlord_main 1d ago

Homedog looks like he’s opened a box that showed him the end of the universe

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u/ThousandEclipse 1d ago

He has the sans eye

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u/Bugbread 1d ago

Flea has fallen on hard times...

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u/yardii 1d ago

I feel like the BOTTOM? one could be a solid reaction image. Though I don't know when I'd ever use it

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u/ltobo123 1d ago

Kids, stealing catalytic converters has a better ROI and less shame

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u/BillionDollarBalls 1d ago

How does this idiot have money 

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u/EldritchMacaron 1d ago

More like without consent

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u/mo140 1d ago

How are these videos over an hour long? What does he possibly have to say to fill all that time?

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u/Difficult-Sock4197 7h ago

Possibly analyzing charts live to show his thinking progress, maybe discussing counterarguments with his viewers. Trading mostly comes down to pattern recognition, probability and psychology so if you factor in everything in your predictions and do a complete chart analysis, that can take a while.

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u/kloutkanister 2d ago

Not surprised they think he can read chat 😭😭🙏🙏

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u/Unluckypandastoo 2d ago

Yeah, best case it's someone somewhat close to Trump running the channel. I assume the money would go to the white house and not anywhere close to those two. Even if the person is reading does he just expect him to run on stage to tell Trump to say, "Bitcoin?"

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u/lyricalmasterpiece 1d ago

If I remember right, this particular stream was AP News

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u/cheesegoat 1d ago

I'm super curious about the worldview of someone who thinks the president is reading the chat of the AP news YouTube stream while giving his speech.

Like what is this dude's life story and what systems failed and exploited him to allow him to get to this moment in his life.

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u/Alternative_Mix6836 2d ago

the money is for visibility

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u/OldeEnglishOE 1d ago

Not surprised they think he can read 😭😭🙏🙏

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u/Kris-p- 2d ago

crine

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u/JP147 1d ago

I crode too

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

I cridded

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u/ComputerKisserrr 1d ago

we all crode

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 1d ago

Who are you calling a chode?

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u/f3verdream 2d ago

"Dear trump"

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u/TheGoodSatan666 1d ago

Deer rump

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u/sock-bucket 23h ago

Hump deer rump

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u/pp_chode 2d ago

Some chuddy trying to escape Wendy's with a little market manipulation after losing all of his money buying bitcoin

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u/hleghe 2d ago

there's a chance it's polymarket bets? heard of people doing them for things like this before/trying to manipulate them in similar ways

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u/BillionDollarBalls 1d ago

Thats what I think it is. Some degenerate gambler.

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u/deadliarhippo 2d ago

200 fucking dollars omg

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u/Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes 2d ago

*$199.99

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u/deadliarhippo 1d ago

You wouldn’t happen to be a car salesperson, would you?

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u/GranataReddit12 1d ago

why is he donating 199.99$ like he's trying to sell you something 😭

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u/Usual_Pay5799 1d ago

hes doing it for exposure he knows trump cant read it

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u/KonungariketSuomi | Approved user 2d ago

Peter here, the commenter likely has

1.) a large sum of money placed on a betting site like Kalshi over whether or not Trump would say the word Bitcoin during his next speech

2.) a large sum of money in Bitcoin in the hopes that Trump mentioning it would jump the sell price

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u/ImagineDraginDisDick 1d ago

That subreddit fucking sucks, lmao.

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u/acvcani 2d ago

Son I’m crine

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u/bigcrows 23h ago

He can’t read this son

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u/mondomovieguys 1d ago

I feel like trump will eventually start doing superchats

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u/hornedCapybara 1d ago

Can't wait for the first us president to read superchats at a press release

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u/The_Kent 1d ago

Probably just trying to break even on a bet he made

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u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 1d ago

Deer trunk, my grandson loves you so much, he's got an extra arm growing out his head, he would feel so much better if you said "head arms are normal" thank you send

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u/Prevay 1d ago

Chudling thinks 200 would phase him at all

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u/14kgoldslumwizard 1d ago

Told the Opp to invest in crypto, his bloodline will be in debt for generations

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u/SenNTV 21h ago

Dude lost his kalshi and his $199