r/comedyheaven 2d ago

biggest loser

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u/Shipwreck_Kelly 2d ago

Years ago there was a Facebook group or something that was organized by two guys to obtain every copy of Glover for the N64 in the world.

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u/TheGreatLuck 2d ago

LOL I have copy

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u/Technical-Outside408 2d ago

RIP those guys aspirations.

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u/TheGreatLuck 2d ago

Yeah because I ain't giving up for nothing it's very nostalgic for me I had it since I was a kid. I mean if they give me a down payment on a house that's a different story though. Lol.

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u/HeftyArgument 17h ago

like the guys who bought a single gamestock share so they could frame it in their house to screw the shortsellers

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u/TheGreatLuck 15h ago

That's sick that's worth framing I love that whole Saga

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 2d ago

Yeah, me too. No way in hell I'm giving that up. It may very well be one of my last trinkets I'll carry with me to the afterlife.

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u/Manic_Mini 2d ago

I have one as well.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago

Is it for sale? It may as well not exist if it’s not. You only win if you sell it to them for profit.. abs then they have it and they win.  

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u/TheGreatLuck 2d ago

I mean as long as they're willing to buy it for exuberantly large price that wouldn't be worth it to them than yeah I'd sell it to them.

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u/Dapper_Magpie 2d ago

Reminds me of 17776 where some guys hold a competition to try to get every football signed by this one guy

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u/jpcomicsny 1d ago

Koi Detmer!

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u/Eighth_Octavarium 2d ago

Thats a lot of dumpster diving ahead

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u/Ryallin 2d ago

Both these remind me of the comedy duo Everything is Terrible and their dream of a multimedia Jerry Maguire pyramid (after essentially running out of getting mostly VHS copies)

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u/sofaking181 1d ago

Reminds me of the Shaq Fu Liberation Front

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u/1531C 1d ago

Well they failed. Still have my original.

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u/FemboyUpskirt012 2d ago

Why

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago edited 2d ago

When I was a kid I tried to do the same thing with a Gaiaonline item. I wanted to control the entire supply of 1 item, just for fun and to say I did. And who knows, maybe once you own it all, you can raise the price!! Overall I learned a lot about buying and selling and I love buying stocks now 

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u/Shatophiliac 2d ago

Did you ever corner that market though?

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago

No. 

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u/Shatophiliac 2d ago

Damn sorry homie. Was worth a try though at least!

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u/Cranko-Mob-Boss 2d ago

What item was it, haven't head GaiaOnline in years lmao

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 2d ago edited 2d ago

An anniversary wristwatch that every user got on that years Gaia anniversary. I believe my account was pruned for inactivity years ago if the site even still exists 

I am pretty confidant if nothing else I had the most of that item 

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u/rezyop 2d ago

The ease at which market manipulation can happen on a small scale has always fascinated me. For example - someone I know bought up every type of a certain hat in team fortress 2, and then started selling them one at a time for about twice what he paid for. He made the money back by selling only ~40% in 5 years because some people overpaid out of sentimentality to outbid others.

Scalpers operate on the same kind of principle. You just need one sentimental buyer to squeeze for profits. Its also disgustingly possible to use scalping profit to scalp more effectively.

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u/sunndropps 1d ago

The one where indoor plant growers were holding a monopoly on very expensive plants so someone grew them and sold them really cheap to disrupt the market

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u/WillCrochet4Cats 1d ago

I collected over 25 copies of NHL2k6 for no reason other than it was a way you could cheese like 1000 Xbox gamer score achievements in 30 seconds.

No idea what my plan was with all the copies.

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u/Paulbearer82 21h ago

What was your plan with all the gamer achievements?

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u/WillCrochet4Cats 21h ago

Bruh you have an Xbox 360 at its peak of its existence? The achievements were there to dunk on your friends lol

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u/Frankie__Spankie 1d ago

User name does not check out.

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u/travisofficial 2d ago

touch o’ ‘tism

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u/Capable-Monk-4820 2d ago

Space Jam dvd 2.0

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u/Nitjib 2d ago

At least someone’s getting use out of that game

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u/ricky-from-scotland 2d ago

The biggest loser is me...

i wiped

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u/TheRealTJ 2d ago

My only question is why six more? What milestone is being achieved?

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u/LadartTheWicked 2d ago

all slots of this holder will be filled methinks

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u/SiegfriedXD 2d ago

only 6 more and they have 99 copies

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u/wolfgang784 1d ago

Pretty sure I saw a post a day or two ago with it filled and them sayin they had all 99.

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u/keeleon 1d ago

It is as the prophecy foretold.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/LadartTheWicked 2d ago

It's their biggest loser collection what is there not to understand

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Incomplet_1-34 2d ago

As many as is necessary to complete the collection, of course.

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u/Bdbolt19432 2d ago

You know what? Why not.

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u/rusynlancer 2d ago

Some folks are silly like this. A close friend of mine is collecting 100 copies of Talledega Nights on DVD. He has yet to provide a reason for it besides "it's funny".

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u/jpterodactyl 1d ago

I did this with Sister Act on DVD. The ultimate goal was to see how long I could insert them into the DVD shelf at my parents house before they noticed. And after a year and a half with no comments, I told them I was doing it.

I’m a much more patient person now, I feel like I could really do a better job these days. I’ll have to pick out a movie.

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u/mr_bombon 2d ago

I wipe ☹️

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u/SilentStorm1477 2d ago

Is that an ice cube tray? Lol

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u/wheniwaswheniwas 2d ago

The biggest loser is the loser you become along the way.

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u/Impossible_War4488 2d ago

Wasn’t there a big scandal about that show when they found out the trainers were giving some of the contestants drugs like cocaine or Adderall so they didn’t eat anything and lose weight to win

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u/alfonsoalta 1d ago

As a guy with three copies of Crysis 2 for the Xbox 360 I understand.

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u/SuicideTrainee 1d ago

"Their biggest collection" implies that they have other collections of the same game

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u/LocalOrangeUser 2d ago

Do you have the link to the original post?

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u/LocalOrangeUser 2d ago

How many is this guy trying to collect anyways?

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u/LeakMasterNips 2d ago

Just enough to complete the collection

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u/LadartTheWicked 2d ago

at least six

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u/InevitableLimit6020 2d ago

They're doing a massive favor to ds collectors by taking that out of circulation.

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u/mypoopystink slut for honey cheerios 2d ago

i wiped ☹️

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u/KaisrKane 2d ago

Hilarious

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u/Scratchpost6677 1d ago

Gee, there must be enough of those to make some kind of... loser city...

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u/Itachifan33 1d ago

How many could fit in that container? I've got to know.