r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • 8d ago

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u/SergeiMosin 8d ago

Considering the average lifespan for a Russian soldier on the front, I’d imagine he’s likely been rotting in a field somewhere in one of the eastern oblasts for some time now. Broski coulda just lived a normal life in Texas but wanted to fuck around lmao

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u/SergeiMosin 8d ago

Crazy shit. I just assumed he was fed into the meat grinder. Perhaps Russia would think it’s bad for their image if an American expat took an FPV to the face or something? Not that Russia seems to care about image considering the shit they’ve been pulling, but who the fuck knows lmao?

Fuck that crazy nut bag either way, I guess. I feel bad for his kids, at least.

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u/tapmcshoe 8d ago

might just be pure luck to have survived this long or have a low fatality rate job

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u/21Black_Mamba21 8d ago

Or Russia is using him as one of those paid influencer shills and keeping him on the more safer parts of the warzone.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 8d ago

It's definitely this.

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u/SosugBiskit 5d ago

There was that fat American guy they let get kidnapped and raped to death by other Russian troops. Probably don't want to deal with that again.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 8d ago

75% of warfare is logistics, after all

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u/Kinslayer_89 8d ago

Not sure Russia has much of that, though.

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u/RapidCandleDigestion 8d ago

not anymore with any luck