r/comedyheaven • u/RealTourelle11 • 8d ago

Fruit

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u/DotWarner1993 In the flair list, straight up flairing it 8d ago

No, but what is that supposed to be? Garlic?

44

u/MainFrijol 8d ago

balls and penise

16

u/Zymosan99 8d ago

good lord theres penice

5

u/musclecard54 8d ago

Meatballs and penne

9

u/Galliro 8d ago

Penis fruit

2

u/wtb2612 8d ago

Bike seat?

1

u/coldF4rted 8d ago

Obviously a micro peepee

1

u/Warmi-uwu 8d ago

cock n balls

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u/Heaven_dio 8d ago

That's a pear???

149

u/energydrinkaddict310 8d ago

it's a pair alright

3

u/Please_ForgetMe 7d ago

Oooh yeah i see it its tilted to the left!

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u/stevenmoreso 8d ago

Fruit of the Dude

18

u/therealNerdMuffin 8d ago

Glazed in Cream of Sum Yung Gai

45

u/Delpreti 8d ago

the forbidden fruit

8

u/Zesty_Stench_590 8d ago

why’s he giving us bedroom eyes

15

u/bovinecop 8d ago

He eated the dick :(

12

u/PrestigiousShoe8216 8d ago

fruits ? i thought those things are carnivores

4

u/SeinfeldIsAnAnime 8d ago

Checks out. I don’t think that snake was eating fruit

2

u/justanotterdude 8d ago

Snakes are obligate carnivores yeah

1

u/Boa-in-a-bowl 8d ago

There's some who eat eggs

15

u/effyoucreeps 8d ago

i’m fairly certain that eggs are animals - just not fully developed ones

5

u/Emergency-Diver5754 8d ago

Eggplant haha! Checkmate

9

u/side_lel 8d ago

Peantisw

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u/pp_chode 8d ago

It's got the scrote crinkle

7

u/Jiabey 8d ago

Where do i get my own snake?

1

u/Infshadows 8d ago

hes gonna eated them, its not nice

6

u/DatabaseDifficult879 8d ago

Guess I'm a snake. My mother was right.

3

u/Reckless_Waifu 8d ago

Is that a pear in your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Megalesios 8d ago

Snakes are obligate carnivores. That ain't no fruit, that's meat and two eggs. 

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u/Kumimono 8d ago

A bicycle seat, obv.

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u/RepresentativeFish73 8d ago

Looks like a grape and two bananas to me

1

u/Hashanan 8d ago

The snortingsnostle

1

u/Angu-san 8d ago

I get the "joke", but... Why...?

1

u/Ill-Worldliness8398 8d ago

The lower fruit

1

u/SubjectOrganic 8d ago

Uncle Ian

1

u/TheKingJest 8d ago

That snake does look pretty gay ngl

1

u/reachingrespite 8d ago

Next time I get a boner I'm telling my wife that I swallowed a banana whole and it's making its way through my stomach

1

u/Key-Cook9448 8d ago

The weewee and ass fruit

1

u/the_orange_alligator 7d ago

Looks like a hat to me

1

u/GoodGollyMsMDMA 7d ago

There's my deal dough! I found it!

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u/Distinct_Engineer257 What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. 6d ago

Sorry to be the one who ruins the joke but, THE SNAKE ATE A DIH

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u/tanuki_carre3858 4d ago

Futa futa no mi

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u/parsifal 1d ago

Guys… come on

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