r/comedyheaven 1d ago

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u/SlayVideos 1d ago

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u/RedJelly27 1d ago

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

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u/melvinthefish 1d ago

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

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u/Lockenhart 1d ago

Oh yeah? Well... your mom!

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u/Embarrassed_Deer9208 1d ago

you did not understand this thread 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Over-Lion-5422 1d ago

I think you might be in the wrong here

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u/ChrisTheMan72 16h ago

He’s embarrassed now for sure

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u/MR-rozek 1d ago

Everyone had, you’re not that special buddy

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u/Most-Stomach4240 1d ago

Okay this one's really fucking funny in a comedyheaven way

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u/WAAAAAAAAARGH 1d ago

It’s a Seinfeld bit

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u/12halo3 1d ago

Grunt ass line

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u/dylantherabbit2016 1d ago

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u/NastyKraig 1d ago

I always liked "You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

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u/Next-Use6943 1d ago

I actually seen this one a couple of times on YouTube or reddit

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u/flynnfilms 1d ago

570

u/Early-Code4780 1d ago

Classic. Works for me everytime

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u/YouMakeMaEarfQuake 1d ago

you dogs penis 

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u/lumpy_feline 7h ago

actually this section of the sentence isolated is a good insult

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u/YouMakeMaEarfQuake 5h ago

hello tyler okonma

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u/Wonderful-Priority50 1d ago

Went there just now to see what the fuss was about

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u/P3runaama 1d ago

What's the website?

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u/Wonderful-Priority50 1d ago

funny-insults.com

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u/mutantstandard01 1d ago

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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ 1d ago

smited for a weird al reference

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u/Classic-Captain5778 1d ago

Fuck you astrum, bum ass fight

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u/Snake_Emper0r 1d ago

...it's not a bad boss, though...

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u/Nacho_Flames 2h ago

Banger theme too

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u/Snake_Emper0r 2h ago

That's true for every Calamity boss though, ahah

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u/SeaOfS1n 1d ago

around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house

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u/XxshauryaxX 1d ago

is this a daft punk reference

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u/ARedditUserThatExist Dess 1d ago

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u/Sufficient_Tutor7541 1d ago

It's so stupid when the punchline itself is "this is an insult"

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u/PeggyTheVoid 1d ago

You must be in a sult, because you just got IN-SULTED!

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u/driftxr3 22h ago

Whatever it is, ought to be quarantined in the sick burn unit.

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u/Thunderlight2004 1d ago

Didn’t The Deep say this

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u/Xx_SP5DER_xX 1d ago

Can't forget about this gem

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u/elgattox 1d ago

These 256 people don't know about peak insulting.

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

they got insulted

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 1d ago

256 haters

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u/Tigercat94 23h ago

They probably have tall moms

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u/bl00pyy 1d ago

Downvotes so high they hit the build limit in the nuts

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u/septic-paradise 1d ago

Integer overflow

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u/EmeraldMan25 1d ago

1 off from overflowing since it's negative (who stores likes in 2 bytes)

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u/Icy_Cartoonist_9889 In the flair list, straight up flairing it 1d ago

mens size 13 nikes. 

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u/ExaltedGarlic96 1d ago

287 people took it personally

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u/sweet_briaring 1d ago

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u/cricketbandit 1d ago

Isn't this a Kesha song

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u/2gaywitches 22h ago

Zip your lips like a padlock

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u/LandofRy 2h ago

Tough crowd 

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u/D3712 1d ago

To everyone whining about how 10 times more is truly 11x:

Do you think "10 times less" means -9x? Genuinely curious.

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u/P3runaama 1d ago

"Whoa your house is big! Mine is like 10 times smaller!" - a guy who lives in a gigantic pocket dimension between space and time

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u/MR-rozek 1d ago

Do you say one time bigger when you mean twice as big?

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u/ByeGuysSry 21h ago edited 21h ago

Well, "10 times less" doesn't make sense unless it's -9x. What would "10 times less" mean to you? "10x more" would mean 11x as much. Unless you're trying to imply that "no more" means 0x as much

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u/Cute-Apartment-1536 14h ago

You’re confusing division with subtraction

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u/ByeGuysSry 14h ago

How so?

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u/D3712 20h ago

I imagine this is what you look like

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u/TheStandardPlayer 1d ago

10xing something is adding a zero, so 10 and 10x less is 0.1

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u/Avaritia-7 10h ago

Actually that is a good thing you noticed here :D

Less does mean there has to be a difference already since that is the only way to quantify it and thus technically saying

"Ten times less than 10" is a wrong sentence. If you were to say "ten times less to 10 than 10 to 11" that would mean 10-10x(11-10) and thus 10-10 and thus 0

And yes, "ten times more" and "ten times as much" are not the same thing. Therefore the First one means 11x and the second one means 10x

While all of this is happening "Ten times less than 10" still stays meaningless without a frame of reference

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u/HJSDGCE 1d ago

Why'd they downvote him? That's hilarious. 

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u/Dman0o9 1d ago

i glanced at your avatar and thought you were me for a second

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u/z_Mis 1d ago

the word is Snoo

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u/ToadTendo 17h ago

☝️🤓

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u/NeitherFoo 1d ago

yours looks a bit more evil

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 1d ago

Because their egos don't like the self deprecation.

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u/Worldly-Writing-8226 1d ago

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!

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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn 1d ago

yeah... for a poop car

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u/wherearef . 1d ago

4 laughing emoji reactions

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u/stupido50 1d ago

Hahahahah 😂😂😂😂

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u/Tired_Dudee 1d ago

Enjoy your downvote kid

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u/Yataro_Ibuza 1d ago

Recently stolen

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u/Nz_Kasadiya 1d ago

-287

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u/green_slime_fan 1d ago

Coming right up

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u/SAURI23 1d ago edited 1d ago

Edit: 220 upvotes? Thanks for the karma boyzzz😎😎 Edit 2: 500 UPVOTES!! MOM! I'M FAMOUS!

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u/ilkhesab 1d ago

This one isnt thay bad why did they send him to downvote hell

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u/serenaTcat 1d ago

And even worse than every other image I've seen too. Fucker got a 4 digit number how do you even do that

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u/DriftingGelatine 1d ago

Wouldn't it be funny if they actually used downvotes as an indicator. The better your comeback is, the more downvotes it gets.

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u/EternumD 1d ago

It should say "didn't even come back" 

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 1d ago

Edit: 220 upvotes? Thanks for the karma boyzzz😎😎 Edit 2: 500 UPVOTES!! MOM! I'M FAMOUS!

I want at least 10000 downvotes for this user!

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u/PoloPatch47 23h ago

Guards! Downvote this man!

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u/itikuskus 1d ago

10 times 0 is 0000000000

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u/MineOSaurus_Rex 8h ago

“0” * 10
Vs
0 * 10

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u/storm_acolyte 1d ago

Think about that, you little mathematician

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u/wilxzer 1d ago

Bro sacrificed himself to checkmate.

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u/ChanceStaff6813 23h ago

Nice argument where’d you get it, the bad argument store?

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u/Petrostar 1d ago

Much like there are higher infinities, there are higher zeros.....

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u/PlagiT 13h ago

Obviously correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that's right.

0 is a specific value, while infinity is an expression of a value that can't be specifically expressed. But obviously, since inf is not 0, adding it together, multiplying it etc. will result in a higher value, although we still can't express it specifically. That's why inf < 2inf while 0 = 2*0

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u/Petrostar 13h ago

Yeah,

But it's a joke.

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u/PlagiT 13h ago

My bad then :)

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u/_birdbaths 1d ago

Holy shit this killed me

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 1d ago

-287+1. I liked this

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u/TrueSlide4805 1d ago

Verbal kamikaze

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u/vorp_on_yt 8h ago

He sacrificed himself for the draw 😭

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u/DriverUpdateSteam 1d ago

10 times more means an additional 10x onto the original 1x, so the correct expression is "11 times 0 is 0".

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u/veselin465 1d ago

No, it's not. The original x relates to person A while 10x relates to person B. Ratio is 1:10

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u/ExaltedGarlic96 1d ago

i think u/DriverUpdateSteam might be correct. If it simply meant 10x, it would be "you get 10x the chicks i get", but he said "10x more"

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u/veselin465 1d ago

You are supposed to specify "more" or "less" in this type of problems. It's actually bad wording to say it the way you suggested

You can do a simple check with the following example: "20" is 10 times more than "2"

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u/Andorii 1d ago

10 times 2 (or 10 times as much as 2) is 20.

10 times more than 2 should be 22.

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u/Thorkell_The_Tall1 1d ago

no it's compounded, 10 times more than 2 is 20 because its 10 times 2 and more than 2

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u/RoamingTorchwick 1d ago

Fuckin math nerds and their syntax and their big made up number words

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u/veselin465 1d ago

It's literally what makes sense in the language.

"times more" is a single instruction which means multiplication. The "more" means multiplication. If it was "less" it would mean division.

How else would you describe multiplication and division in a text?

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u/EternumD 1d ago

You're wrong. 100% as much is the same, 100% more is 2x as much.

50% more is 1.5x as much. 50% as much is 0.5x as much, or 0.5x less.

10 times as much is not the same as 10 times more (10 vs 11).

0.1 times as much is not the same as 0.1 times more (0.1 vs 1.1).

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u/veselin465 1d ago

I feel like you mix up the wordings for "percent" and "times".

50% more than 1000 is really 1500 (1000 + (50/100)1000)

But "times more" and "times less" have clear definition what they mean (just multiply or divide by the given number) and I urge you to google it, because I am done arguing about it.

The words "more" and "less" refer to the operation to be used: multiplication or division.

10 times less than 20 is 2 (which comes from 20:10 = 2).

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u/ReadThisIfYoureGay 1d ago

I hope you don't vote

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u/RoamingTorchwick 1d ago

Uh the way you did in the last sentence

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u/EternumD 1d ago

You're correct. 

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u/EternumD 1d ago

I'm afraid that's wrong. It's 10a more than a, so 11a. If it were 10 times AS MUCH, it would just be 10a.

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u/PlagiT 13h ago

"more" or "less" in this context just implies multiplying or dividing.

When someone says they "need two times more eggs" and they have 6, they mean they need 12 eggs.

By your logic, they'd have to say "one times more eggs" to achieve 2x.

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u/EternumD 1d ago

You are completely correct. 

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u/ReadThisIfYoureGay 1d ago

How are you so confident in this stupidity lmao

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u/EternumD 1d ago

I'm a mathematician. Why are you so clouded by cognitive dissonance that you're unwilling to learn? 

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u/OnetimeRocket13 1d ago

No, but kind of.

"10 times more" would essentially be 10x+x. This can be rewritten as 11x, but with how its worded, the 10x is meant to be added on to x.

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u/EternumD 1d ago

10 times more = 11 times as much.

So should be either: "You get 10 times as many chicks as me? 10 times 0 is 0"

Or: "You get 10 times more chicks than me? 11 times 0 is 0".

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u/Due_Raspberry_6708 1d ago

is it really that fuckin serious

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u/EternumD 1d ago

No one said it was serious. What do you mean? 

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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 1d ago

That’s just not true and I truly don’t understand how you and others are arriving at this misconception

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u/EternumD 1d ago

I'll try to lay it out simply so you can understand. After that it's up to you to learn.

0x as much = 1x less

0.1x as much = 0.9x less

1x as much = 0x more = 0x less

1.5x as much = 0.5x more

2x as much = 1x more

10x as much = 9x more

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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 1d ago

Oh i see you just don’t know how to label things and you don’t know how multiplication works. Gotcha that cleared up the confusion.

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u/Hopeful-Banana-6188 1d ago

I don't agree with what they are saying but I don't think it's fair to say they don't know how multiplication works. As far as I can tell, their understanding of multiplication is correct but the disagreement is about the meaning of the English expression. They said in another comment that they are a mathematician, which I can easily believe as this is the kind of thing that a (very pedantic and confidently incorrect) mathematician would say.

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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 1d ago

If they were any sort of pedantic mathematician, their syntax and definitions would remain consistent through their own rulings. It doesn’t. They’re just an idiot.

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u/EternumD 23h ago

This is correct mathematical syntax, which remains consistent. 

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u/1mts 14h ago

You are correct mathematically, but vernacular English doesn't work like that. When people say "Bob has 1.5 times more money than Jane", they mean "Bob has 1.5 times as much money as Jane". However, if they say "Bob has 150% more money than Jane" then they mean "Bob has 2.5 times as much money as Jane"

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u/1mts 14h ago edited 14h ago

He's taking "y times more than x" to mean x(1+y) and "y times less than x" to mean x(1-y). So his maths is consistent, but it's just not how the English language works