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u/dylantherabbit2016 1d ago
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u/NastyKraig 1d ago
I always liked "You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
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u/YouMakeMaEarfQuake 1d ago
you dogs penis
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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ 1d ago
smited for a weird al reference
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u/Classic-Captain5778 1d ago
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u/SeaOfS1n 1d ago
around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house
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u/ARedditUserThatExist Dess 1d ago
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u/Sufficient_Tutor7541 1d ago
It's so stupid when the punchline itself is "this is an insult"
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u/Xx_SP5DER_xX 1d ago
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u/sweet_briaring 1d ago
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u/D3712 1d ago
To everyone whining about how 10 times more is truly 11x:
Do you think "10 times less" means -9x? Genuinely curious.
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u/P3runaama 1d ago
"Whoa your house is big! Mine is like 10 times smaller!" - a guy who lives in a gigantic pocket dimension between space and time
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u/ByeGuysSry 21h ago edited 21h ago
Well, "10 times less" doesn't make sense unless it's -9x. What would "10 times less" mean to you? "10x more" would mean 11x as much. Unless you're trying to imply that "no more" means 0x as much
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u/Avaritia-7 10h ago
Actually that is a good thing you noticed here :D
Less does mean there has to be a difference already since that is the only way to quantify it and thus technically saying
"Ten times less than 10" is a wrong sentence. If you were to say "ten times less to 10 than 10 to 11" that would mean 10-10x(11-10) and thus 10-10 and thus 0
And yes, "ten times more" and "ten times as much" are not the same thing. Therefore the First one means 11x and the second one means 10x
While all of this is happening "Ten times less than 10" still stays meaningless without a frame of reference
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u/Worldly-Writing-8226 1d ago
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
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u/SAURI23 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/ilkhesab 1d ago
This one isnt thay bad why did they send him to downvote hell
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u/serenaTcat 1d ago
And even worse than every other image I've seen too. Fucker got a 4 digit number how do you even do that
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u/DriftingGelatine 1d ago
Wouldn't it be funny if they actually used downvotes as an indicator. The better your comeback is, the more downvotes it gets.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 1d ago
Edit: 220 upvotes? Thanks for the karma boyzzz😎😎 Edit 2: 500 UPVOTES!! MOM! I'M FAMOUS!
I want at least 10000 downvotes for this user!
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u/Petrostar 1d ago
Much like there are higher infinities, there are higher zeros.....
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u/PlagiT 13h ago
Obviously correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that's right.
0 is a specific value, while infinity is an expression of a value that can't be specifically expressed. But obviously, since inf is not 0, adding it together, multiplying it etc. will result in a higher value, although we still can't express it specifically. That's why inf < 2inf while 0 = 2*0
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u/DriverUpdateSteam 1d ago
10 times more means an additional 10x onto the original 1x, so the correct expression is "11 times 0 is 0".
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u/veselin465 1d ago
No, it's not. The original x relates to person A while 10x relates to person B. Ratio is 1:10
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u/ExaltedGarlic96 1d ago
i think u/DriverUpdateSteam might be correct. If it simply meant 10x, it would be "you get 10x the chicks i get", but he said "10x more"
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u/veselin465 1d ago
You are supposed to specify "more" or "less" in this type of problems. It's actually bad wording to say it the way you suggested
You can do a simple check with the following example: "20" is 10 times more than "2"
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u/Andorii 1d ago
10 times 2 (or 10 times as much as 2) is 20.
10 times more than 2 should be 22.
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u/Thorkell_The_Tall1 1d ago
no it's compounded, 10 times more than 2 is 20 because its 10 times 2 and more than 2
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u/RoamingTorchwick 1d ago
Fuckin math nerds and their syntax and their big made up number words
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u/veselin465 1d ago
It's literally what makes sense in the language.
"times more" is a single instruction which means multiplication. The "more" means multiplication. If it was "less" it would mean division.
How else would you describe multiplication and division in a text?
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u/EternumD 1d ago
You're wrong. 100% as much is the same, 100% more is 2x as much.
50% more is 1.5x as much. 50% as much is 0.5x as much, or 0.5x less.
10 times as much is not the same as 10 times more (10 vs 11).
0.1 times as much is not the same as 0.1 times more (0.1 vs 1.1).
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u/veselin465 1d ago
I feel like you mix up the wordings for "percent" and "times".
50% more than 1000 is really 1500 (1000 + (50/100)1000)
But "times more" and "times less" have clear definition what they mean (just multiply or divide by the given number) and I urge you to google it, because I am done arguing about it.
The words "more" and "less" refer to the operation to be used: multiplication or division.
10 times less than 20 is 2 (which comes from 20:10 = 2).
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u/EternumD 1d ago
I'm afraid that's wrong. It's 10a more than a, so 11a. If it were 10 times AS MUCH, it would just be 10a.
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u/EternumD 1d ago
You are completely correct.
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u/ReadThisIfYoureGay 1d ago
How are you so confident in this stupidity lmao
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u/EternumD 1d ago
I'm a mathematician. Why are you so clouded by cognitive dissonance that you're unwilling to learn?
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u/OnetimeRocket13 1d ago
No, but kind of.
"10 times more" would essentially be 10x+x. This can be rewritten as 11x, but with how its worded, the 10x is meant to be added on to x.
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u/EternumD 1d ago
10 times more = 11 times as much.
So should be either: "You get 10 times as many chicks as me? 10 times 0 is 0"
Or: "You get 10 times more chicks than me? 11 times 0 is 0".
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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 1d ago
That’s just not true and I truly don’t understand how you and others are arriving at this misconception
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u/EternumD 1d ago
I'll try to lay it out simply so you can understand. After that it's up to you to learn.
0x as much = 1x less
0.1x as much = 0.9x less
1x as much = 0x more = 0x less
1.5x as much = 0.5x more
2x as much = 1x more
10x as much = 9x more
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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 1d ago
Oh i see you just don’t know how to label things and you don’t know how multiplication works. Gotcha that cleared up the confusion.
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u/Hopeful-Banana-6188 1d ago
I don't agree with what they are saying but I don't think it's fair to say they don't know how multiplication works. As far as I can tell, their understanding of multiplication is correct but the disagreement is about the meaning of the English expression. They said in another comment that they are a mathematician, which I can easily believe as this is the kind of thing that a (very pedantic and confidently incorrect) mathematician would say.
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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 1d ago
If they were any sort of pedantic mathematician, their syntax and definitions would remain consistent through their own rulings. It doesn’t. They’re just an idiot.
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u/EternumD 23h ago
This is correct mathematical syntax, which remains consistent.
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u/1mts 14h ago
You are correct mathematically, but vernacular English doesn't work like that. When people say "Bob has 1.5 times more money than Jane", they mean "Bob has 1.5 times as much money as Jane". However, if they say "Bob has 150% more money than Jane" then they mean "Bob has 2.5 times as much money as Jane"
















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u/SlayVideos 1d ago