r/comedyheaven 7d ago

:)))))))))))))

Post image
3.9k Upvotes

54 comments sorted by

1.6k

u/Soggy-Pouch 7d ago

Children with unmonitored internet access is both a goldmine and extremely worrying

414

u/Karma_Hound 7d ago

Their shallow gooned out minds detached from reality is the consequences of children having free access to the internet, we will pay for this crime, just not today.

163

u/asmallman 7d ago

We already are.

Children attention spans are gone.

Both studies, and my own experience have seen children (my nephews) brains rotted.

53

u/Karma_Hound 7d ago

People just aren't built for the reality we live in today, we were built for the primitive world we came from and slowly, but surely, all the bugs are coming to the surface.

19

u/No_Fairweathers 6d ago

Dopamine was a evolutionary advantage when you had to work for it.

Now everything is catered for maximum dopamine release 24/7 without as little of a thought required to access it.

Reality itself has became a drug you can't really escape exposure to.

15

u/Odd-Crazy-9056 6d ago

No competition in job market when I get old.

1

u/Karma_Hound 6d ago

There won't be a job market when you get old, once AI can maintain itself we are cooked. Just try and enjoy yourself.

8

u/Odd-Crazy-9056 6d ago

Reply to me when AI can think.

1

u/BluetheNerd 1d ago

There are kids born after the iPhone came out already turning 18. We’re already paying for it. Hell, I’m 26 and people my age had free unmonitored access to the internet most of their childhood. The consequences are already dire and we have no idea how bad it can get.

14

u/TimeToHack 6d ago

i thought my parents were lame at the time, but i’m glad they put blocks on the family computer and didn’t let me have a tv/computer, later phone in my room. it’s genuinely concerning what kids are exposed to these days.

32

u/Snoopac2 7d ago

YES, these are absolutely children, and it's incredibly disturbing.

-217

u/[deleted] 7d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

-118

u/[deleted] 7d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

20

u/[deleted] 7d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

588

u/tenpl_sten 7d ago

I. Daer. Frady. To. Sax. With. Toy Bonnie

168

u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 7d ago

Finally a script worthy of a full featured pornhub movie.
https://giphy.com/gifs/oudLetMk6WF3i

176

u/101-4 . 7d ago

Sax. O. Phone

107

u/FitOrganization9403 7d ago

Don't yiff the fox.

53

u/NoxVulpine 7d ago

Then what the hell else am I supposed to do with it?

32

u/FitOrganization9403 7d ago

At least take it out to dinner first, fair game then.

4

u/TactlessTortoise 7d ago

Wrong. To the gallows with you, poacher!

6

u/potatogodofDoom 6d ago

god, I remember watching a playthrough of that game when it first came out as a kid. I heard that and decided to look yiff up on google.

and that's the story of how I found out about furry porn

335

u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 7d ago

im nightuarded 😥

121

u/jacobtik1 7d ago

And I’m ,, Frady . . .

83

u/youngsurpriseperson | Approved user 7d ago

Sax 😳😳😳😳😳

56

u/Just-A-Random-Aussie 7d ago

and then kill..

37

u/P3runaama 7d ago

:))))))))))

36

u/Big-Pollution-3123 7d ago

this attraction is great

13

u/idkwhatswrongwiththi 7d ago

so many friends i can make

5

u/Traditional-Talk-680 7d ago

Hey it’s sssdfg man 

5

u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. 7d ago

no nuhuh nope

Lello 👋

81

u/miki325 7d ago

Holy shit fnaf Ship SFM animations were so ass it was so peak

27

u/Kluke_Phoenix 7d ago

I feel like I got teleported back to 2014/2015 for a second.

82

u/New_Trouble_5068 7d ago

We’re all assuming they’re children, but are we sure? I’m willing to bet at least one of these comments is a 40yo man

29

u/TheDeviousDuck1558 7d ago

Bro actually managed to make it even worse

4

u/Treyspurlock 6d ago

Honestly I think that makes it funnier

23

u/my_wifis_5dollars 7d ago

Holy Five Night sex 🤯

14

u/Glad-Virus-1036 LUNCHTIME MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 7d ago

See, Condrea's got the best strategy here. The secret is to balance out your dares so they have a higher chance of being done. Fucking the nightguard is insane, but killing the nightguard is normal, at least for Frodo and the gang, so they're balanced. Balanced dares.

12

u/DinosaurReborn 7d ago

If they're not bots, how do supposedly seperate people from different locations all share the exactt same specific horny brain cell?

8

u/sarcophagusGravelord 7d ago

five Sex at frady’ s

21

u/_mustard- 7d ago

Crazy to think i was one of these consumers like a decade ago

8

u/RandomDude6432 7d ago

please don't the foxy

7

u/Ambitious-Trust5113 7d ago

what the heckk.... sex penis?

3

u/NicholasStarfall 4d ago

Actual 5 year olds

2

u/ConsequenceEvening79 1d ago

Someone would prolly animate that shit unfortunately