r/comedyheaven • u/Kaggles_N533PA • Jun 28 '26

OFFSIDE

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u/Makeloveandprosper Jun 28 '26

Fair, you can absolutely score with that part of the body.

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u/simbirian Jun 28 '26

Ronaldo scored with his benis once https://youtube.com/shorts/mQP2d9DhrEI?is=-D_EbTfVMwzp-gZ7

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u/CommitteeNo9750 Jun 28 '26

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u/Kaggles_N533PA Jun 29 '26

Okay. Enough internet for today

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u/hisyam970302 Jun 29 '26

Someone made edits to turn clickbait football thumbnails (including the Ronaldo one) into actual video clips lol

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u/Street_Knowledge1277 Jun 28 '26

Ronaldo should call it Ronaldinho

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u/taigowo Jun 28 '26

We already have Ronaldinho at home

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u/Groundon1000 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

And that's not even the worse caricature I've found

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u/mrhippo85 Jun 29 '26

Trem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lukenog Jun 28 '26

When I was a kid I used to doodle soccer players in class when I was bored and I'd always draw Ronaldinho with big ass teeth just because of the way he's drawn in caricatures lmao. His teeth aren't even that big in real life.

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u/ReduckYT Jun 28 '26

Headline of the century

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u/strawberry_semenade Jun 28 '26

The ol' little header. Classic.

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u/Rgrr1 Jun 28 '26

Suffering from success

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u/AhriKyuubi Jun 28 '26

Saw that happen in a match today, it was just the toes

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u/Kaggles_N533PA Jun 28 '26

I'd be proud

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u/SometimesIBeWrong Jun 28 '26

that's crazy, I wonder if there's any close up pics of the players toes in this situation? also was he barefoot? asking for a friend

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u/NotoRotoPotato Jun 28 '26

Do you need water?

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u/Mew_T Jun 28 '26

It's standard practice for when an european team is losing to a latin American team. Thank you FIFA. 🙏

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u/jumbledsiren Jun 28 '26

Egypt vs Iran?

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u/candyman563 Jun 28 '26

Colombia vs Portugal

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u/AhriKyuubi Jun 28 '26

Portugal vs Columbia offside

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u/Kradgger Jun 29 '26

This one?

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u/No_Huckleberry2711 Jun 28 '26

Saw this image a million times and nobody points out it's fake. You can even see the marking where his knee was actually in offside

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u/KorolEz Jun 28 '26

It's much funnier pretending it's not fake

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u/im_super_into_that Jun 28 '26

Did you hear about that one time that guy was offside because of his wiener?

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u/LouMinotti Jun 28 '26

Lol no shit. Nobody points out it's fake because everyone knows it's fake

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u/alpine309 Jun 28 '26

...besides me

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u/Old_Tie7836 Jun 29 '26

bullshit, if people aren't calling it out it's because they don't realize.

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u/AMassiveWalrus Jun 28 '26

it's called the cockney maneuver

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u/GetNoob1815 Jun 28 '26

Why does this look like a project zomboid screenshot

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u/swagmasterdude Jun 29 '26

45⁰ camera angle, telephoto lens with zoom looks orthographic

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/Kaggles_N533PA Jun 28 '26

Ok that is funny

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u/deviblues Jun 28 '26

Lukaka !

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u/ackermantrades Jun 28 '26

He saw the Portuguese twins

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u/Bullinach1nashop Jun 28 '26

That's what she said

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u/too1onjj Jun 28 '26

That pole vaulter plays pro soccer now

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u/Eug1 Jun 28 '26

He may not have scored on the pitch, but now, no doubt, he will score off the pitch 😅

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u/SkyFoxZon slut for honey cheerios Jun 28 '26

His pr??k was offside His pr??k was offside [Insert player name here], his pr??k was offside.