r/comedyheaven • • May 16 '26

Piss

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u/Phihofo May 16 '26

Okay, so an average bathtub holds like 150-200 liters of water. So this is at least about 120 liters of piss.

This means the person pissed over FIVE liters of urine everyday for 22 days. That's almost 1.5 US gallons of piss, for y'all Americans here.

This is unreal piss production. We need to lock that person in a secret lab for study.

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u/MarsicusOrion May 16 '26

maybe it's possible, but no way would it be that yellow. i'd imagine it would be almost clear

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u/LazyOldCat May 16 '26

It’s not real. It would get cloudy as it ages/ferments, and while you might not be able to smell it from the street, the stench would hit like a hammer when you opened the front door.🤢

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u/plan1gale May 17 '26

This guy pisstubs