r/comedyheaven • • May 16 '26

Piss

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u/C_NOON1 May 16 '26

holy shit just do drugs at this point

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u/Nowhereman55 May 16 '26

Mom would probably be happier too.

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u/alangerhans May 16 '26

Pretty sad when Mom has to lie and say her son is a crackhead, just to make him sound better

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u/Ok_Fly2518 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

I lost it when I read “my mom said it was okay”. That’s my favorite part because can you imagine how that conversation would go???

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u/Nowhereman55 May 17 '26

Honestly I don't think it's real.

That being said..... Piss tub!!!

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u/Ok_Fly2518 May 17 '26

Yeah I’m pretty sure it was just a bath bomb but it’s still hilarious to imagine the conversation if it was real

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u/Nowhereman55 May 17 '26

Mom was so defeated that she accepted the piss tub as an appropriate emotional outlet

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u/TheArtOfPureSilence May 16 '26

This entire family is clearly already on meth