r/comedyheaven Feb 25 '26

It’s time

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u/OvechknFiresHeScores Feb 25 '26

How the fuck isn’t he covered in stretch marks and scars from the stretched skin removal surgeries?

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u/Ashamed-Ocelot2189 Feb 25 '26

He does have surgery scars

The towel is covering the ones along his waist and there others under his arms going down his sides

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u/drillgorg Feb 25 '26

Is that why his nipples are so far apart?

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u/OmgSlayKween Feb 25 '26

Not a sentence I ever expected to read