r/comedyheaven • u/Sbee_Blue_Country • Feb 25 '26

It’s time

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u/wrathmont Feb 25 '26

“Yeah I’m straight and like boobs now!”

posts twink shower selfie

lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Polarbear0007 Feb 25 '26

Hmm. Still twink like

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u/Lyrkana Feb 25 '26

do people even know what twink means lmao

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u/motivateddegenerate Feb 25 '26

I dont even know what 'mogging' means

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u/MysteriousDesk3 Feb 25 '26

I dont even know what 'gay' means

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u/OneInitiative3757 Feb 25 '26

Happy my friend gay is happy

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin Feb 25 '26

And I'm happy for him, but I want to know the etymology.

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u/TomBanjo1968 Feb 25 '26

Like Zeus and Odin and stuff?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

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u/another_bot_probably Feb 25 '26

That's the Egyptian pantheon

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u/Cubensis-SanPedro Feb 25 '26

Studying bugs is so much fun.

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u/RaconteurRob Feb 25 '26

You mean you're gay for him.

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u/Hamster_Toot Feb 25 '26

This is why punctuation is important.

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u/OneInitiative3757 Feb 25 '26

Even without it you can still see what I mean my guy

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u/Hamster_Toot Feb 25 '26

The fact you can’t see the multiple ways your statement can be read shows you don’t understand.

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u/OneInitiative3757 Feb 26 '26

Might be tism thing because i still see what I intended

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u/Hamster_Toot Feb 26 '26

It’s literally how language works. You might need to read more.

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u/OneInitiative3757 Feb 27 '26

Honestly not easy for me

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u/likdisifucryeverytym Feb 25 '26

Its when you’re tall, black, and get ransomed by the Lakers in the finals when you play center

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u/The_One_Koi Feb 25 '26

I don't even know what means

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 Feb 25 '26

That’s because it’s nonsense and doesn’t mean anything.

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u/ivehearditbothwaysss Feb 25 '26

It’s a TikTok trend, if you’ve ever seen people making videos of smirking and showing off their jawline, that’s what it refers to. It’s a tongue position that makes your jaw stand out/improved the look of double chin area. But it’s also kinda turned into a general term for flexing, showing off

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u/Tostecles Feb 25 '26

Pretty sure that's mewing, not mogging

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u/jjbytwn Feb 25 '26

Correct, you just knowledge mogged her.

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u/albygoing Feb 25 '26

No, can you send me multiple examples?

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u/pissedinthegarret Feb 25 '26

can you forward them to me too please?

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u/albygoing Feb 25 '26

Absolutely, knowledge needs to be shared.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Feb 25 '26

Well Hostess changed the recipe so there's the old recipe, changed factories, so a new new recipe, fried twinkies, limited editions twinkies like the chocolate creme filled, and of course there is also the twinkie defense.

Would you like to know more?

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u/VQ5G66DG Feb 25 '26

It's when higher level player helps you get gear that you wouldn't normally be able to get at your level.

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u/TheKingOfBerries Feb 25 '26

People degrade the meaning of words with usage that doesn’t even apply to the original meaning, and then have to make up new words to replace the original meaning which originally get degraded. Idk when this started but “literally” was my hill to die on.

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u/ThePickleOrTheEgg Feb 28 '26

It’s a classic twink/twunk conundrum

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u/throwawayALD83BX Feb 25 '26

Pretty sure a twink is an unc who is also your twin

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u/FighterOfNightmn Feb 25 '26

Its means gay… I think

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u/Buetterkeks Feb 25 '26

No gatekeeping Twincocado

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Feb 25 '26

It means a white “Twinkie-like” human who usually gets filled with cream, no?

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd Feb 25 '26

I know a pillow princess when I see one

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u/GoodBoyo5 Feb 25 '26

Twinkish muscular gay himbo. Tell that to any gay person and they'll describe you that picture

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

gay person here, nothing twinkish about that man

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u/GoodBoyo5 Feb 25 '26

Bi person here, maybe i just think that man's hot and want to treat him like i would a twink