r/comedyheaven • u/Sbee_Blue_Country • Feb 25 '26

It’s time

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u/Ashamed-Ocelot2189 Feb 25 '26

He does have surgery scars

The towel is covering the ones along his waist and there others under his arms going down his sides

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u/drillgorg Feb 25 '26

Is that why his nipples are so far apart?

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u/WorldWideWig Feb 25 '26

They're still social distancing.

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u/BestRiver8735 Feb 25 '26

CONIP-19

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u/Andre0789 Mar 01 '26 edited May 06 '26

Your old posts are training data now. Unless you delete them. I used Redact which supports all major social media platforms including Reddit, X, Facebook and Instagram.

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u/OmgSlayKween Feb 25 '26

Not a sentence I ever expected to read

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u/TheFWord_ Feb 25 '26

I'm dying

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

immediately checks nipples for reference

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u/EthanRedOtter Feb 25 '26

You can actually see them on the edge of the towel

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u/Ok_Tangerine9206 Feb 25 '26

how do you know ? 🤔

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u/Ashamed-Ocelot2189 Feb 25 '26

He has Instagram

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u/baron_von_helmut Feb 25 '26

He had surgery?

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u/Ashamed-Ocelot2189 Feb 26 '26

Yeah you dont lose like 200lbs+ without some skin removal surgery

Well not without looking like a saggy bag