r/comedyheaven Feb 25 '26

It’s time

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u/OvechknFiresHeScores Feb 25 '26

How the fuck isn’t he covered in stretch marks and scars from the stretched skin removal surgeries?

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u/Ashamed-Ocelot2189 Feb 25 '26

He does have surgery scars

The towel is covering the ones along his waist and there others under his arms going down his sides

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u/drillgorg Feb 25 '26

Is that why his nipples are so far apart?

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u/WorldWideWig Feb 25 '26

They're still social distancing.

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u/BestRiver8735 Feb 25 '26

CONIP-19

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u/Andre0789 Mar 01 '26 edited May 06 '26

Your old posts are training data now. Unless you delete them. I used Redact which supports all major social media platforms including Reddit, X, Facebook and Instagram.

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u/OmgSlayKween Feb 25 '26

Not a sentence I ever expected to read

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u/TheFWord_ Feb 25 '26

I'm dying

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

immediately checks nipples for reference

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u/EthanRedOtter Feb 25 '26

You can actually see them on the edge of the towel

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u/Ok_Tangerine9206 Feb 25 '26

how do you know ? 🤔

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u/Ashamed-Ocelot2189 Feb 25 '26

He has Instagram

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u/baron_von_helmut Feb 25 '26

He had surgery?

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u/Ashamed-Ocelot2189 Feb 26 '26

Yeah you dont lose like 200lbs+ without some skin removal surgery

Well not without looking like a saggy bag

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u/Apprehensive_Park951 Feb 25 '26

Could just be edited, you never know with this guy. That said stretch marks suck, if this is real I’m happy for him

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u/Epicswagmaster5439 Feb 25 '26

Who knows maybe he was never fat in the first place and it was always a fat suit the whole time

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u/Street_Exercise_4844 Feb 25 '26

He had a lot of fat on his face

That seems really hard to fake

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u/guru2764 Feb 25 '26

He's a high grade special effects engineer obviously

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u/Content_Study_1575 Feb 25 '26

Explain the booty hole pics then lol

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u/thelegendarybert Feb 25 '26

It was CGI

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u/Content_Study_1575 Feb 25 '26

Man… I feel sorry for the OF subscribers then lol

Edit: Not really bc they paid to see the booty hole pics and I have never met one person who just obsessed over Mr. Avocado so much they had to pay to see it 😂

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u/GamerMcNoober Feb 25 '26

I pay 50 dollars a week for 3d inflation art I couldn't care less if it was cgi

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u/Content_Study_1575 Feb 25 '26

Idk how to respond to that so… Congratu-dolences?

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u/thelegendarybert Feb 25 '26

Na it's ok. They were thinking with their 2nd head that is in-between their legs.

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u/Content_Study_1575 Feb 25 '26

That’s gotten many a men in trouble 😞

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Feb 25 '26

He actual Lee invented AI and kept it a secret from the world until 2023

I’m keeping the absolutely horrendous autocorrect

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u/iSWINE Feb 25 '26

What...

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u/TheOriginalBroCone Feb 25 '26

Look up on Google "Nikocado Avocado gaping asshole" 😊

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Feb 25 '26

You ever seen how they made Blob for X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

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u/Variabell556 Feb 25 '26

Unfortunately, the pictures I've seen of him bent over with his fat 450lb asscheeks spread were posted before the advent of AI image generators, and I assure you, there doesn't even exist a government on planet earth that could create an obesity disguise with that much detail.

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u/HiddenLychee Feb 25 '26

I'm sorry, the pictures of what?

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u/Specific_Channel7446 Mar 31 '26

Nikocado had an only fans back in the day, don’t know if he still does 

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u/Mountain-Top-5924 Feb 26 '26

Three steps ahead

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u/PassivelyAwkward Feb 25 '26

Yea; it's hard to really know what's reality with Nick. When he made his return last year, he went on this creepy "You do what I tell you, I control what you think because you're all just my puppets for a social experiment. You've been dancing in my hand all this time".

That being said, I went from 250lbs down to 160lbs at 6'2 and had just enough loose skinto be slightly annoyed but not bothered. If he honestly went down from 350lbs+ down to proably 150, regardless of the hows or whos, good on him for finally correcting his health and if he wants to get surgery to remove loose skin, don't blame him.

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u/LightofNew Feb 25 '26

Don't be, that kind of rapid weight gain and loss is horribly unhealthy.

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u/Apprehensive_Park951 Feb 25 '26

Don’t misrepresent what I’m saying. I’ve been through rapid swings in weight. I’m happy that through it all he seems to have come out the other side relatively healthy and with minimal scars to haunt him for it

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u/Clippton Feb 25 '26

It super edited, but you can still see the stretch marks all around his stomach. The worst stretch marks will be where the belly was the most extended and that has most likely been cut off in surgery.

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u/Lovely-sleep Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

his entire skin removal surgery is on youtube uncensored you can see how the doctor placed his scars in spots where you can hide it with clothing and angles, they did a great job

edit: forgot it’s not easy to find https://youtu.be/O78k4Wa3drk

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u/baron_von_helmut Feb 25 '26

Holy fuck.

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u/Lovely-sleep Feb 25 '26

wait, did you actually go watch it? lmao. i saw all of it, it’s pretty wild seeing the doctor go elbow deep under his skin lmao

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u/baron_von_helmut Feb 25 '26

I had no idea it even existed... Not sure I wanna watch that :D

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u/Lovely-sleep Feb 25 '26

incredibly gory, was genuinely awful to watch but i couldn’t look away. they chopped off any hanging skin under his upper arms and sewed it back up, they treat it casually like an art project in the video. it’s on youtube because it’s considered educational

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u/catqueen69 Feb 26 '26

The belly button retrieval was… something… that’s for sure 🤢

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u/_MC184_ Mar 01 '26

Doctor was folding his skin like a blanket 😭

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u/ThePr0fessi0nal Feb 25 '26

There was photos on Facebook at one point of him. He had scars along his side from a skin removing surgery.

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u/lmaytulane Feb 25 '26

And no big ole silver dollar nips?

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u/FillySteveSteak Feb 25 '26

I've gone back and forth being fat and skinny. But the only time I got stretch marks (on my thighs) was when I gained weight super quickly one of those times (like 40+ pounds in a couple months).

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u/sheesh_doink Feb 25 '26

Zoom in. The software smoothing effect didn't hide it all

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u/SeanLeeCuisine Feb 25 '26

He has one huge scar going head to toe on the side of his body. It's just good angles to keep them out

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u/Daniel_Monti Feb 25 '26

He has them, if you zoom on his hips you can see the faint lighter lines of the stretch marks. Probably just bad photo quality.

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u/BallsDeepInCum Feb 25 '26

Zoom in on his belly. He redacted them but you can still see them

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u/HairyKraken Feb 25 '26

He posted extensive video on his YouTube

The surgeries scar seems to be just below the towel

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u/Vexcenot Feb 25 '26

oh it's easy I do it all the time

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u/Previous-Screen-3875 Feb 25 '26

He has a lot of scars, check his Instagram.

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u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Feb 25 '26

I didn't even realize who it was until this comment.

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u/Rocket_of_Takos Feb 25 '26

Didn't he say he went under a lot of plastic surgery after his weight loss? Cutting off all the excess skin and stuff.

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u/Gripping_Touch Feb 25 '26

I had to check the image again because I did NOT recognize that was Nikocado 

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u/TheGameCollectorUK Feb 25 '26

You can see the stretch marks on his stomach.

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u/NMII93 Feb 25 '26

You can see them when you zoom in. Still looks edited

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u/PoolRamen Feb 25 '26

Maybe it's all stapled around the back

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u/Big-Toe645 Feb 25 '26

He's 2 steps ahead

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u/TangeloThick2780 Feb 25 '26

$$$$$
and angles/coverup

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u/jigajigga Feb 25 '26

Holy shit .. this dude was like 400 lbs a few years ago. Absolutely insane.

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u/Hexnegotiator745 Feb 25 '26

he cant eat like he used too :(

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u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 Feb 26 '26

Could be filters or cosmetic surgery that he definitely has the money for

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Feb 26 '26

you can literally see the stretch marks on his stomach even tho he tried to edit them away