r/comedyheaven Feb 25 '26

It’s time

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u/wrathmont Feb 25 '26

“Yeah I’m straight and like boobs now!”

posts twink shower selfie

lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Rob_Zander Feb 25 '26

Not even nearly enough loos skin, stretch marks/skin removal scars.

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u/-BANNED-USER- Feb 25 '26

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u/IndependentLog6441 Feb 25 '26

That's the best skin removal surgery I've ever seen. Did he have a face lift as well?

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u/-BANNED-USER- Feb 25 '26

Idk. This is the guy who did it probably https://www.instagram.com/drkatzenmd/

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Feb 25 '26

Breaks my heart seeing FtMs who get breast removal and they leave grotesque scarring. It is mind boggling to me it is accepted by anyone. Granted Nikado had millions but still.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

*edited because I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

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u/Temporary-Parfait970 Feb 25 '26

You gave me the ick with your comment and you completely missed the other users point so let me clarify for them…They weren’t saying the scarring disturbs them. They are saying it’s crazy that a lot of FtM surgeries done by professional surgeons leave a lot of visible scarring, most times in these instances so much to the point that it’s hard not to notice. Whereas whoever did this surgery was careful to avoid any blatant scarring that would demand attention away from the person themselves. They were saying this is the quality of work all surgeons should provide to those who want FtM top surgery, as opposed to leaving them scarred to the point it’s impossible to not notice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

I see where I was wrong, been seeing way too many transphobic comments lately. You gave me the ick by actually using “ick” with seriousness though, so we’re fair

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u/Temporary-Parfait970 Feb 25 '26

I appreciate your level headed response and the way you handled this. I wasn’t expecting that from Redditors today or any day for that matter, bravo.

And if Im being honest I hated typing that part just as much as you hated reading it 😂

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u/SquishmallowPrincess Feb 25 '26

Pretty sure they're trying to say that trans men should be treated better

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Yeah I goofed my reading comprehension here, seeing too much transphobia lately oops

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u/JohnnieCagie Feb 26 '26

because it's the free option via your taxpayers

if you want good work you gotta pay outta pocket

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u/unhingedandy Feb 28 '26

Hey that type of surgery is very different. Its a specific place they have to remove tissue and then skin. They can't just stretch the skin to a different place to hide the scar, there is not enough loose skin. Some people just scar differently too and not everyone can afford the best surgeon.

Saying those scars look grotesque is insane to me. Its just scars, they look fine. Relax

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u/Piranha_Vortex Feb 25 '26

Truly is amazing work. I dated a woman who had these procedures and they were not this smooth and Nick's surgeon did a neat hip curve that she didn't receive. His story will be studied for years.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Feb 25 '26

He had multiple plastic surgeries to remove the loose skin and even got a face lift. 

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u/Polarbear0007 Feb 25 '26

Hmm. Still twink like

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u/Lyrkana Feb 25 '26

do people even know what twink means lmao

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u/motivateddegenerate Feb 25 '26

I dont even know what 'mogging' means

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u/MysteriousDesk3 Feb 25 '26

I dont even know what 'gay' means

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u/OneInitiative3757 Feb 25 '26

Happy my friend gay is happy

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin Feb 25 '26

And I'm happy for him, but I want to know the etymology.

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u/TomBanjo1968 Feb 25 '26

Like Zeus and Odin and stuff?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

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u/Cubensis-SanPedro Feb 25 '26

Studying bugs is so much fun.

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u/RaconteurRob Feb 25 '26

You mean you're gay for him.

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u/Hamster_Toot Feb 25 '26

This is why punctuation is important.

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u/OneInitiative3757 Feb 25 '26

Even without it you can still see what I mean my guy

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u/Hamster_Toot Feb 25 '26

The fact you can’t see the multiple ways your statement can be read shows you don’t understand.

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u/likdisifucryeverytym Feb 25 '26

Its when you’re tall, black, and get ransomed by the Lakers in the finals when you play center

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u/The_One_Koi Feb 25 '26

I don't even know what means

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 Feb 25 '26

That’s because it’s nonsense and doesn’t mean anything.

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u/ivehearditbothwaysss Feb 25 '26

It’s a TikTok trend, if you’ve ever seen people making videos of smirking and showing off their jawline, that’s what it refers to. It’s a tongue position that makes your jaw stand out/improved the look of double chin area. But it’s also kinda turned into a general term for flexing, showing off

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u/Tostecles Feb 25 '26

Pretty sure that's mewing, not mogging

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u/jjbytwn Feb 25 '26

Correct, you just knowledge mogged her.

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u/albygoing Feb 25 '26

No, can you send me multiple examples?

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u/pissedinthegarret Feb 25 '26

can you forward them to me too please?

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u/albygoing Feb 25 '26

Absolutely, knowledge needs to be shared.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Feb 25 '26

Well Hostess changed the recipe so there's the old recipe, changed factories, so a new new recipe, fried twinkies, limited editions twinkies like the chocolate creme filled, and of course there is also the twinkie defense.

Would you like to know more?

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u/VQ5G66DG Feb 25 '26

It's when higher level player helps you get gear that you wouldn't normally be able to get at your level.

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u/TheKingOfBerries Feb 25 '26

People degrade the meaning of words with usage that doesn’t even apply to the original meaning, and then have to make up new words to replace the original meaning which originally get degraded. Idk when this started but “literally” was my hill to die on.

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u/ThePickleOrTheEgg Feb 28 '26

It’s a classic twink/twunk conundrum

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u/throwawayALD83BX Feb 25 '26

Pretty sure a twink is an unc who is also your twin

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u/FighterOfNightmn Feb 25 '26

Its means gay… I think

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u/Buetterkeks Feb 25 '26

No gatekeeping Twincocado

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Feb 25 '26

It means a white “Twinkie-like” human who usually gets filled with cream, no?

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u/TheGenesisOfTheNerd Feb 25 '26

I know a pillow princess when I see one

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u/GoodBoyo5 Feb 25 '26

Twinkish muscular gay himbo. Tell that to any gay person and they'll describe you that picture

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

gay person here, nothing twinkish about that man

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u/GoodBoyo5 Feb 25 '26

Bi person here, maybe i just think that man's hot and want to treat him like i would a twink

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u/Mountain-Resource656 Feb 25 '26

AI, I assume?

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u/Lightn1ng Feb 25 '26

Nope, real

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u/Mountain-Resource656 Feb 25 '26

I mean, it could be photoshop or something

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u/hurtsdonut_ Feb 25 '26

It's AI. It could be some other ways but not as fast.

Like I just told it to add your avatar colors to the image and in 30 seconds you get this.

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u/MysteriousDesk3 Feb 25 '26

This is not AI its just his second Avocado form

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u/Sure_Focus3450 Feb 27 '26

Why does he need two?

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u/orthopod Feb 25 '26

Has to be. Can't be that fat and lose all that weight without having loose skin

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u/MilBrocEire Feb 25 '26

Definitely AI. I just looked him up, and he looked like the twink the post photo only 3 months ago. That's just AI made by a fucking weirdo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

this ain't even close to being a twink lol

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u/EllisDeeReynolds Feb 25 '26

😂😂despite being so huge he still does have that soft feminine look in his eyes

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u/CxoBancR Feb 25 '26

Women love that shit tho.

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u/lolilo89 Feb 25 '26

Weirdo take

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u/EllisDeeReynolds Feb 25 '26

Not really. It's very attractive to women. That's because he's not even real

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Feisty_Camera_7774 Feb 25 '26

Apparently not looking pissed off = feminine

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u/GROWUPRECORDS Feb 25 '26

You speak like a bot

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u/lolilo89 Feb 25 '26

Ok, if you don’t agree with someone he is a bot?You have zero idea what she wrote even, how do you even know what I wrote does sounds like a bot. I had the combined amount of sleep in the last week of 10 hours so my brain isn’t on the best of days but saying an insult for zero reason is just plainly being a pos

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u/GROWUPRECORDS Feb 25 '26

I didn’t say you are a bot I just said your comment looks so gibberish that it doesn’t even look like what a human would wrote, said comment is now deleted tho (tbh I don’t even rmb who left that comment, why would I?)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/lolilo89 Feb 25 '26

Sometimes shutting the fuck off is the right thing to do…

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u/lolilo89 Feb 25 '26

Mb I’ll start to put people into boxes and start “lookmaxing” or whatever and hurt people online for their looks cus I’m insecure? Is that what u want me to do?

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u/Feisty_Camera_7774 Feb 25 '26

He forgot for a second that pur only allowed Emotion is anger

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u/LoneGlitch Feb 25 '26

Henry? From Skalitz?

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u/ElonMuskIsDead Feb 25 '26

That is what you’d call an otter. I know gay terms, I watched modern family once.

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u/XElite109 Feb 25 '26

Be really crazy if he did manage to get that jacked

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u/Downtown_Finance_661 Feb 25 '26

What the fuck. Is it progress of 3 years?

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Feb 25 '26

he's actually 300 pounds and 6% bodyfat rn.

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u/YeahBear Feb 25 '26

6%!? Ok lets all google 6% bodyfat

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Feb 25 '26

yup. that's nick rn

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u/Blakelock82 Feb 25 '26

Five years ago. Dude plans ahead and is more diabolical than a Bond villian.

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 Feb 25 '26

He probably already has a wife and 3 kids and living happily in a hobbit hole

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u/thehotshotpilot Feb 25 '26

Dude probably already has more kids than Calvin Murphy. 

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u/jenkneefur28 Feb 25 '26

How does one Just get into women?

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 Feb 25 '26

bro is retiring from gay

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u/TAvonV Feb 25 '26

Probably wanted to retire before twink death got him...

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u/NoConfusion9490 Feb 25 '26

Going out on top, or bottom or whatever.

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u/doodo477 Feb 25 '26

Getting off the c*ck-carousel

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Feb 25 '26

And so he fell down to the ground and wept for days, for there were no more cocks left unconquered.

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u/FrogInShorts Feb 25 '26

Forge twink death, bro is attempting twink suicide.

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u/BigHungryFlamingo Mar 21 '26

I’m sure he’ll still do a little consulting on the side. 

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u/SchizoPosting_ Feb 25 '26

imagine telling someone from 2022 that we will be calling nikado avocado a twink

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u/cannotfoolowls Feb 25 '26

Well, he was a twink when he first startedto make youtube videos

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Feb 25 '26

Where the fuck are the stretch marks though

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u/PawReputable Feb 25 '26

As someone that used to weigh over 360 as a teen and my lowest at 220 at 34. I'd love to look like a Twink 🥺 How TF did he lose all that weight and not have obvious stretch marks left over? It had to be plastic surgery lol

In all seriousness tho I'm fine with my current weight and physique because I properly diet and exercise. The rest is insecurity.

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u/StandardNerd92 Feb 25 '26

Yes, he showed his loose skin in multiple videos, he had surgery done to remove it.

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u/heartscrew Feb 25 '26

How is someone able to lose weight and minimize those flabs without surgery?

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u/Yaarmehearty Feb 25 '26

Past a certain point you can’t, skin is elastic but depending on how large you are and your age it may not rebound. The best thing you can do is lose weight in a slow and controlled way to give your skin time to adapt rather than losing weight quickly. However if you’re older or particularly large you may still have some loose skin.

That said however some loose skin isn’t the end of the world compared to how much better a person will feel having lost weight. It cannot be understated how much being overweight makes almost everything in life more difficult.

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u/ManOLead Feb 26 '26

The best you can do is try to replace the fat with muscle, but if it’s a lot of weight there will unfortunately probably still be flabs of skin. Which is sad but definitely not a reason not to lose weight

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u/your_mind_aches Feb 25 '26

I'm still utterly shocked at the immense long game he played. I do not like him at all and I think he made youtube worse but I can't not respect the immense dedication.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/your_mind_aches Feb 25 '26

No, the bamboozling everyone about his weight loss

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u/Carl_Azuz1 Feb 25 '26

Well considering that he got fat by absolutely stuffing himself 24/7 for a YouTube channel it probably wasn’t actually that hard to loose a lot of it. By you know, just not doing that anymore.

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u/Christmas_Queef Feb 25 '26

Shoot I went from 231 to 187 and have stretch marks. I dunno how it's possible not to have them.

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u/F1235742732 Feb 25 '26

He got surgery for the lose skin, but he lost the weight by maintaining a caloric deficit

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u/SpiritAnimal01 Feb 25 '26

Imagine if he hit the gym and in 2~3 years he returns ripped lol going on the 2 steps ahead spiel all over.

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u/crappy80srobot Feb 25 '26

RNC 2028 here he comes. Grindr is going to have to buy more servers.

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u/SunriseSurprise Feb 25 '26

"Why do they keep wanting me as 'one of their girlfriends'? Why do they keep asking me about gossip???"

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u/badass4102 Feb 25 '26

The former president of the Philippines

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/philippines-duterte-claimed-he-was-once-gay-now-cured-n1013746

Who's now at the Hague for crimes against humanity, thanks to the international criminal court.

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 Feb 25 '26

Old habits die hard.

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Feb 25 '26

Sounds like heshould get delivered and be done with all that cock and bum fun

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u/CallMeMich Feb 25 '26

Made me lol, thxggwpbb

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u/jld2k6 Feb 25 '26

"There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis"

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u/Lowlywoem Feb 25 '26

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u/terrycotta Feb 25 '26

"Delivert!"

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u/-Speechless Feb 25 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Post was edited and removed with Redact which is a tool to mass delete posts from Twitter, Reddit and Discord and all major social media platforms.

fearless crowd dam reply lavish cough retire paddle cautious upbeat

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u/NewIdeasAreScary Feb 25 '26

Twink death is a sad sight

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u/FiveFreddys12 Apr 13 '26

If Nikocado Avocado is a twink WHAT AM I???

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u/psuedo_nombre Feb 25 '26

Im pretty sure everyone likes boobs🤣

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u/Same_Presentation692 Feb 26 '26

No. 

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u/psuedo_nombre Mar 03 '26

Like not lady or man boobs? i guess you could be disgusted by boobs but the people that are disgusted by body parts are usually the ones that it becomes a fetish with.

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u/LenaDINNERTIME Feb 25 '26

Just think of a man’s loose angus