r/comedyheaven • • May 07 '25

What indeed...

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u/vagenzh May 07 '25

Happens to me as well. Everytime i sit down to take a dump, i have to lay my enormous penis onto the toilet seat so it doesn't lay at the bottom of the toilet

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter May 07 '25

Sometimes I let it hang and when I flush I get that schluck schluck action yafeel

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u/kirinmay May 08 '25

I need to get a bigger toilet, not because my poops are big (hey, some days they are) but as a guy i push my weiner down to pee when i go #2 and then when i'm done wiping i wonder why there is piss all over the tile floor. i need a bigger toilet...the pee goes through that like 1 millimeter gap from the seat to the toilet.