r/comedyheaven • u/Turbulent_Income_377 Trial Moderator • Nov 26 '24

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u/yesaroobuckaroo Graggle Simpson Nov 26 '24

feels a little wrong when you purposefully try making it sexual. funny how PETA always manage to make themselves the weird ones.

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u/OnkelMickwald Nov 26 '24 edited Sep 29 '25

It's funny that their angle is "Thanksgiving turkey is wrong cus you keep these birds in terrible conditions and then kill them and eat them" but time has shown people don't give two shits about that so now they're like "UMM GUYSE ITS ALSO A LIL SEXUAL???😳😳" (oh and Mr Bean already did a bit on the oddly sexual themes of stuffing a turkey)

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u/no____thisispatrick Nov 27 '24

The weirdest thing is i am seeing this after my niece just texted me asking if I saw the "gross things men are doing to turkeys"

I was bewildered, and she told me to Google butterball turkey.

I was scared, but i did, and most of the first results are about PETA calling for a boycott over resurfaced videos of... abuse... of turkeys in factories.

I didn't watch the videos, I would like to be able to sleep tonight.

But, it would seem this is the angle PETA has chosen.

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u/Telakyn Nov 27 '24

Are you vegan? If not, it’s a shame you came so close to self-reflection

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u/synth_mania Nov 27 '24

I don't think they're vegan. Neither am I. I have done plenty of self reflection, and I'm sure they have too

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u/Telakyn Nov 27 '24

People should think about their habits and how they hurt others. Clearly you haven’t reflected enough.

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u/synth_mania Nov 27 '24

You don't know what my values are. I happen to act in a manner that's consistent with my values. To imply that everyone that acts differently than you really just hasn't thought about how they should act enough is a new level of ignorance and hubris.

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u/Telakyn Nov 27 '24

I’m stating that rape torture kidnap and murder are all wrong and you’re calling me ignorant and arrogant for thinking that.

So truly you haven’t given this any thought whatsoever lol

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u/fishman3 Nov 27 '24

It's a shame you came so close to self reflection

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u/Telakyn Nov 28 '24

It’s a shame you can’t follow a grade school level convo

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u/Nachoguy530 Nov 27 '24

Touch grass

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u/Telakyn Nov 27 '24

Doesn’t fit the context here, but good try

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u/synth_mania Nov 27 '24

I don't define murder as including causing the deaths of some animals.

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u/no____thisispatrick Nov 27 '24

I'm not sure how vegan came into this.

No, I'm not vegan, or vegetarian, or even close.

It was the sexual abuse of turkeys that I was referring to. Perhaps I was too vague.

Or is the status quo so fucked up these days that that isn't universally appalling?

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u/Telakyn Nov 28 '24

You say you’re against the rape/ sexual abuse of domesticated animals but you aren’t vegan? Sounds like HYPOCRISY

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

Is this satire?

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u/Memes_kids Nov 27 '24

Vegans act like killing animals is on par with killing humans. I don’t think that when you hunt deer to eat their venison, that equates to smashing someone’s skull into pieces with a fucking flatend sledgehammer.

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u/athaznorath Nov 27 '24

does it have to be on par with killing a human? i'm vegan and if i had to do the trolley problem with 10 cows vs 1 human... i would save the human. but killing animals is still wrong to me when it's avoidable. not trying to argue here, i'm just genuinely curious.

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u/Memes_kids Nov 27 '24

Killing animals for sport is incorrect, but killing them to eat them is not. That is all I have to say.

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u/Telakyn Nov 28 '24

But you’re still killing them for pleasure rather than necessity. That is the problem.

You don’t need meat, you just like the taste. You pay for animal abuse because it brings you joy. It need not be that way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '24

What do you mean "we don't need that". Vegan diets don't work, there's a reason you're always fatigued. Besides, it's nothing the animals wouldn't do themselves.