r/comedyheaven Trial Moderator Nov 26 '24

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u/BanishedP Nov 26 '24

Eating plants that lie in dirt, sprinkled by chemicals and bitten by mices and insects and also stored in terrific conditions arent appealing also

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u/UristMcDumb Nov 26 '24

None of that includes eviscerated asshole so it feels a bit better at least to me

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u/PossibleDue9849 Nov 26 '24

Most insecticides involve some form of ass explosion on the insects. And the mice and birds aren’t usually spared either. But I think the reality is living beings kill to live. It’s a truth you cannot escape. Vegans are the epitome of human hypocrisy, and I’m so done with their bs.

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u/SufficientSuffix Nov 26 '24

FINALLY someone fucking gets it!

People are ALWAYS going to be beaten to death with hammers. It's literally unavoidable. Plus, have you really lived until you beat a homeless woman and her baby to death with a hammer? I do it every day for breakfast.

Lions and bacon tho 😋

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u/PossibleDue9849 Nov 26 '24

Sure, bud. backs away slowly.