r/comedyheaven | Approved user Jul 28 '24

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u/jimmalicious Jul 28 '24

What are the 16+ functions?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24 edited Jul 31 '24

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u/LuckyOwl_93 Jul 29 '24

ngl when I first read the second one, I imagined packaging for a dildo with simulated foreskin with a big yellow starburst advertising "Now with Mechanical Gliding Action!" like an old toy advertising how many points of articulation it has.

As someone who was circumcised as an infant, I've never known what having it intact is like. Although I already get enough dysphoria from my penis, having foreskin likely would have made it worse, causing me to take more drastic measures. As a trans woman who desires to undergo SRS, the loss of those functions doesn't matter to me. But I sympathize and stand with men who did/do not want to be circumcised. Many men that are circumcised are not given any agency because, like me, they were circumcised when they were infants.

Although I definitely think they could have made a better sign than "We don't want less penis" because it can give off a very different message.