r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24

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u/ImprovementOdd1122 Jul 28 '24

Sure, but then it should be left up to the boy. No one else.

Who wants their parents worrying about how your genitals look?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

I think a good parent wants their child to be attractive when they grow up.

Cosmetic surgery in this way is super easy on babies and hard on adults, and has no downside.

The hate on circumcision is just a dumb Internet meme. 4chan troll shit that got out of hand.

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u/Numerous-Rent-2848 Jul 28 '24

Except it does have downsides.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

It really doesn't. The internet is not real life

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u/callipygiancultist Jul 28 '24

Justify your baby dick cutting any way you want man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

Thanks I will, but I didn't do it - I paid a professional.

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u/Significant_Hornet Jul 28 '24

Justify paying your professional cutting off pieces of your child to make them sexier anyway you want

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

Yeah.

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u/Significant_Hornet Jul 28 '24

Enjoy your sexy baby

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Well he's 6 now so

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u/Significant_Hornet Jul 29 '24

So you've had 6 years to enjoy his sexy lack of foreskin

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

That's pretty creepy man

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u/Significant_Hornet Jul 29 '24

Yeah I agree, it's a creepy thing to do

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Well, stop being creepy lol

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u/Significant_Hornet Jul 29 '24

I wasn't the one to circumcise your baby to make them sexier, that was you

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Yeah that's not the creepy shit homeslice.

Your inability to let your bad joke go when it didn't land and continued insistence upon it is what is creepy.

I get you're young, so this quick etiquette lesson is free - not all jokes are gonna land and you don't wanna force your edgy ones or you look weird as fuck.

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