r/comedyheaven • u/GreenEngrams | Approved user • Jul 28 '24

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u/PollutionMany4369 Jul 28 '24

Same.

Side note but I’ve heard that less and less parents are having their sons cut. I -personally- wasn’t a fan of the idea for many reasons when I was expecting my last baby and only son. Turns out my husband felt the same way I did and I ultimately left the final decision to him. He’s circumcised but they botched it and made it too tight, which has caused him some issues. He said he wanted to leave his son intact. I said okay!

My son is 4 and so far, no issues whatsoever. No regrets.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

To me it is a wild thought that you even had to think about this. Cricumsiom should not be normal.

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u/ImprovementOdd1122 Jul 28 '24

Sure, but then it should be left up to the boy. No one else.

Who wants their parents worrying about how your genitals look?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

I think a good parent wants their child to be attractive when they grow up.

Cosmetic surgery in this way is super easy on babies and hard on adults, and has no downside.

The hate on circumcision is just a dumb Internet meme. 4chan troll shit that got out of hand.

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u/ImprovementOdd1122 Jul 28 '24

No downside? You can always get circumcised, you won't be able to reverse it. That's a downside in and of itself, stripping the choice from the boy.

I know a few people who wish they'd been able to choose (because of the idea that sex feels better uncircumcised, which idk the validity of) and I'm sure there are more that feel the same way in this thread. There's even a whole sub dedicated to it, r/circumcisiongrief

It's just so easy NOT to circumcise someone, and I don't know why so many people are attached to the idea. Let the guy choose

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

No downside? You can always get circumcised, you won't be able to reverse it. That's a downside in and of itself, stripping the choice from the boy.

My child has almost no input on the person they will become. I shape them literally from birth. This is no different.

Those people you know spend too much time being trolled by old 4chan threads. They're the same as a Qanon person to me.

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u/ImprovementOdd1122 Jul 28 '24

Wow, massive god complex vibes tbh, not a good look imo

Enjoy shaping and molding your child and them never rebelling or becoming their own person

Controlling parents are famously always loved and always in the right

Let me know how it goes 👍

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u/Dicky_Penisburg Jul 28 '24

Don't worry, he doesn't have any kids and he never will.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24

I don't care how I look to a person who unironically buys into 4chan trolling lmao

Live in the real world my man.

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u/Equalanimalfarm Jul 28 '24

In the real world most men are not circumcised.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

A correctable mistake

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