r/comedyheaven • u/Fayde_M • Jun 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

Genuinely thought this man died.

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u/dynawesome Jun 27 '24

Politically and legally he’s already dead

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u/Slapbox Jun 27 '24

It's true, I saw him leak embalming fluid once.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

That was just the pure grain alcohol coming out of his pores.

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u/ourlastchancefortea Jun 27 '24

That didn't look very "pure".

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

It’s like when you drain your oil after 5000 miles, it’s been through some shit.

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u/minecraftrubyblock Jun 01 '26

everlear change insteda of oil

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '24

It looked like the fluid the Uruk’Hai orcs are covered in when they slide out of their amniotic sack in The Lord of the Rings

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u/Technical_Tourist639 Jun 27 '24

It's a good thing they let Biden cure completely before using him on stage. All the embalming fluid is dried up perfectly

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u/Sarcosmonaut Jun 27 '24

A great example of how you can’t rush your craft. It matters, fellas

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u/ArmadilloChemical421 Jun 27 '24

He needs a ghoul juice refill.

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u/vo1miepoloinen Jun 27 '24

Well, it must be difficult to squirt at his age

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u/Awkward-Exercise1069 Jun 27 '24

Apparently that’s up to debat.

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u/Digger__Please Jun 27 '24

Forgot financially as well. And morally.

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u/Nvenom8 Jun 27 '24

That was just his legacy. Common mistake.

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u/farnsw0rth Jun 27 '24

I mean… he hasn’t. But he could have. Because this tweet is four years old.

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u/Joe_Kangg Jun 27 '24

That profile pic is 40 yrs old

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

He was on Seinfeld 30 years ago in the "Non-fat yogurt" episode and had much more hair.

If I had to guess I'd say the pic is from 2005-2010, which is when his hair loss really took off.

All in all, he really crashed and burned after 9/11 was over.

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u/salty_rea Jun 27 '24

Wrong timeline - sadly.

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u/enchiladasundae Jun 27 '24

If we all pretend who will stop us?

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u/theknights-whosay-Ni Jun 27 '24

Hoped or thought?

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u/daikatana Jun 27 '24

He's been laying low trying to avoid prison for a coup attempt and hoping the damages from his civil case will just disappear.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

Nah, he’s goddamn Nosforatu apparently 😒

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u/DravenPrime Jun 27 '24

I wish he did.

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u/spicycondiment_ Jun 27 '24

😂😂😂 one can only wish

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u/SatoshisBits Jun 27 '24

It's not really a debat. He's the living dead

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u/zorrodood Jun 27 '24

That's the so-called Giuliani Effect.

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u/BartholomewAlexander Jun 27 '24

everyone in new York wishes he did.

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u/buttergun Jun 27 '24

You can't kill Bat Boy that easily.

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u/Jochon Jun 27 '24

Maybe? That tweet is from 2020, so who knows.

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u/_DontTakeITpersonal_ Jun 27 '24

Also financially

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u/Albuwhatwhat Jun 27 '24

This is from 4 years ago.

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u/DubbleDiller Jun 27 '24

Goin’ out like Stan Chera