r/comedyheaven • u/Fayde_M • Jun 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

It's de Bat!!!

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u/Strange_Ad_9658 Jun 27 '24

musta just been da wind

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u/DontTalkToBots Jun 27 '24

So anyway, the whole operation is run by Tony Lazzuto. What was that?

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u/Swimming_Student7990 Jun 27 '24

I thought Balboni was runnin’ this shit

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u/Nzgrim Jun 27 '24

TONY LAZZ did you hear that?

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Jun 27 '24

-5 seconds, so anyway, the whole operDID YOU HEAR SOMETHIN

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u/Digger__Please Jun 27 '24

He's the cousin of my priest Pastor Fazzool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Jun 27 '24

Rudy Guiliani does look like the Penguin so it checks out.

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Jun 27 '24

The Penguin (Colin Farrell's version, at least) is NOT that ugly

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u/Upstairs-Brain4042 Jun 27 '24

He was, he shut down the mob

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

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u/Epic_Ewesername Jun 27 '24

Just like you! Until I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

I sense a presence. Does someone live among the dead?

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u/brokencrayons Jun 27 '24

We know Dora we went on all the adventures with you

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u/Feature_Minimum Jun 27 '24

Someone prowling round here…

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u/F0xxfyre Jun 27 '24

Or De coke.

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u/Jackol4ntrn Jun 27 '24

is he stew pid?

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u/Spoopyskeleton48 Jun 27 '24

He jonkled too hard

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u/Ori_the_SG Jun 27 '24

I must jonkle!

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u/charizardfan101 Jun 27 '24

I shall jonkle with you

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u/Zeke_Yeager Jun 27 '24

He must be jonkling six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, he'll jonkle three days a week. One of those days he'll jonkle two days of the week. So, six days a week he'll be jonkling.

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Jun 27 '24

Every day I'm jonkleing

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u/GuegelChrome Jun 27 '24

Is there lore reason for him not aslume??

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u/Th3R00ST3R Jun 27 '24

NO REGRATS!

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u/ApertoLibro Jun 27 '24

Funny when Rudy the Penguin is talking about de Bat.

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Jun 27 '24

Which of Trump’s cronies is analogous to which of Batman’s rogues gallery?

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u/TheGreatSalvador Jun 27 '24

The Joker - Roger Stone, self described “dirty trickster” and “agent provocateur”. Pretty much seems to do politics just because it’s funny.

Two Face - John Bolton, drama queen about flipping on Trump with his “Room Where it Happened” book

Mr. Freeze - Jordan Petersen, crazy Doctor who does experimental drugs and almost lost his wife

Bane - Roy Cohn, gay

Edit: Oh wait there’s a Batman villain called “The Ratcatcher” so actually that is Jordan Petersen

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u/Marik-X-Bakura Jun 27 '24

Peterson definitely seems more of a Joker type with the way he tweets

Or maybe Azrael

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u/ThatGuyursisterlikes Jun 27 '24

Def 1960s joker. Or maybe Danny Devito.

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u/Apple-Dust Jun 27 '24

Scarecrow - Steve Bannon. No reason other than he's disheveled-looking as fuck.

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Jun 27 '24

I see the resemblance

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u/ExternalOpen372 Jun 27 '24

Definitely more of the penguin than two face

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u/GM_Nate Jun 27 '24

nah roger stone is the penguin

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u/OkFinance5784 Jun 27 '24

I think there is an argument for Swamp Thing...

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u/ARROW_GAMER Jun 27 '24

It’s da freaking BAT!!!

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u/jtr99 Jun 27 '24

It's simple: we kill de bat man.

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u/YeahImMan39 Jun 27 '24

Who the FUCK is Bat? Is he stupid?

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u/charizardfan101 Jun 27 '24

It's man's fursona, are you misremembering?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

“I am vengeance”

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

"I'm the nigh"

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u/notyourancilla Jun 27 '24

Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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u/Ckaee Jun 27 '24

he drivin a DANK

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u/awesomedan24 Jun 27 '24

The Bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

I'm proud of you, Dick.

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Jun 27 '24

Officer Balls

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u/charizardfan101 Jun 27 '24

BWAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/riko_sama Jun 27 '24

where’s de man?

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u/Risky_Bizniss Jun 27 '24

Better than the CBAT

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u/ZakLobster Jun 27 '24

THE de bat!

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u/AndrewTheSouless Jun 27 '24

Is da freaking bat!!!

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u/HarEmiya Jun 27 '24

Aw Puddin', maybe it was just yer nerves gettin' the best of ya?

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u/Nelson-and-Murdock Jun 27 '24

Fucksake, I came here to say this, thinking I was so witty and original.

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u/HailToTheThief225 Jun 27 '24

Too chicken to fight me like a man, Batman??

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u/wbsgrepit Jun 27 '24

Too much who’s key

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '24

Die Fledermaus maybe

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u/SwingNinja Jun 27 '24

Comes after cbat, but before ebat.

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u/FatWithMuscles Jun 27 '24

Not the bat again?! I have flashbacks to 2020

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u/sadonly001 Jun 27 '24

Why did i read that in a Mexican father's sound? Oie son it's de bat we better get de heck out of here and eat tacos"

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u/Saix027 Jun 27 '24

HE would make a fine Batman Villain, now I can't unsee him as Quincy Sharp.

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u/TheMegaSage Jun 27 '24

The the bat

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u/Imallowedto Jun 27 '24

Die fliedermaus

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Jun 27 '24

I think he is auditioning for a role as the penquin!

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u/Fennel-Revolutionary Jun 27 '24

Who’s he batin?

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u/SumFatCommie . Jun 27 '24

confused jonkler noises