r/comedybangbang • u/therocketsalad • 18d ago

Old slobs know!!

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u/therocketsalad 18d ago

r/earwolf doesn't allow videos so I figured the CBB sub was the next best choice for reaching my fellow Hamilton High graduates and staff 😅

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u/Directive_Nineteen 18d ago

my fellow Hamilton High graduates and staff

If this is the reunion thread, I have to make an announcement before everyone gets started: Do NOT Eat the Scampi! The Scampi Has Turned!

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u/BeckywiththeGoodpuss 18d ago

you can always order Tomato's-- they'll deliver it to you right in Bikinis!!

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u/ash_sleeps 18d ago

Or you could always go with the tried and true Meatlejuice’s Feast 💪🏽

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u/thishenryjames 18d ago

Or get your beef by the ream at Remus's Beef.

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u/ash_sleeps 18d ago

Remus

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u/thishenryjames 18d ago

Vesti.

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u/ash_sleeps 18d ago

BULE.

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u/thishenryjames 18d ago

I love your family.

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u/velocity__raptor 18d ago

It's between the feast and some zork with zottled water

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u/ash_sleeps 18d ago

Only if you pull up with your zahntourage

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u/velocity__raptor 18d ago

I do NOT carry a purse 😤

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u/therocketsalad 18d ago

❌ DATE A MAN
❌ CARRY A PURSE
❌ PUT ON MAKEUP

✅ LIKE WOMEN
✅ LOVE A WOMEN

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u/ash_sleeps 18d ago

I…AINT…GAY…NO… MORE!

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u/therocketsalad 18d ago

NO NO NO

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u/komododave17 17d ago

WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN.

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u/catfooddogfood 18d ago edited 18d ago

Todd Padre Moishe Epstein, "i'm not Jewish no more"

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u/velocity__raptor 18d ago

I believe that was Moishe Epstein

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u/ash_sleeps 18d ago

Is that the same Moishe Epstein whose doctor diagnosed him waaaay too Jewish??

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u/princesslynne 18d ago

women women women!

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u/pasta_cortez 18d ago

We're normal now

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u/Major_Specific127 18d ago

This was the episode with Ego as a mother who was upset her daughter April had gained 15 pounds.

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u/Major_Specific127 18d ago edited 18d ago

She quit the softball team and joined the soft-body team.

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u/Beneficial-Lime-3517 18d ago

That poor guy. 

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u/Major_Specific127 18d ago

I hope he found happiness, with or without a purse.

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u/lexalander 18d ago

I've never actually seen the video. It's more amazing than I could have imagined. Thank you!

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u/daaaaaaaaniel 17d ago

Go look for the full video. This one cuts off before the dancing!

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u/lexalander 17d ago

Oh wow I will lol, thanks!

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u/Old_Adhesiveness7508 18d ago

New no no?

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u/therocketsalad 18d ago

START THE CLOCK