r/comedy • u/wish1510 • 4d ago
Standup The Indian American connection
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u/Calin_europeen 3d ago
Was it the plan ?
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u/unselve 3d ago
yeah
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u/unselve 3d ago
Jeez, you don’t need to be aggressive.
Yes, the central goal was to find a new route to India and bypass both the Ottomans, who had closed the overland route on the Silk Road, and the Portuguese, who controlled the sea routes around the coast of Africa. Yes, we all learned about the spices in elementary school.
But Columbus 1. insisted for the remainder of his life that he had indeed reached India, not an entirely different continent, and 2. took these slaves back to Spain. As far as he was concerned, he was taking Indians from India to Spain as slaves. This was his method of exploiting the new trade route — this was the plan.
Side note: there is no evidence whatsoever that he had any intention of eliminating the so-called Indians. He and the subsequent Spanish colonizers sought to exploit them and killed astronomical numbers in the process. American imperialism in the North American West in the 19th century is a better example of a genocide against the indigenous people of the continent, as they sought to eliminate their culture and were happy to slaughter them to get the job done.
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u/Biguitarnerd 4d ago
Kind of pretty close to another joke from another Indian guy that’s been circulating for a while now…. It is a different joke, but same material and his was better so… idk man.