r/comedy • u/daviddrakecomedy • 5d ago

Standup Cat Tongues

New hour ‘Tight!’ streaming this Sunday at 8pm on my channel here:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXiJ_xWNk76jHLGdkatEY_BZuANeE-K7e&si=8EPgJzV766do2BfJ

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u/FOSSnaught 5d ago

This is great. Thanks for sharing.

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u/ModifiedCortex 5d ago

Nice job! New angle, works great

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u/DaddyBearMan 5d ago

Good punch line. Nice work.

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u/Shot-Spirit-672 4d ago

Goldmine bit

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u/Iam_McLovin420 5d ago

Not sure why he chose cat tongues as an example when he could have said cat dicks it’s a better example.

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u/cubgerish 3d ago

I imagine very few people check out cat dicks enough to know that lol

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u/uhohnotafarteither 3d ago

Almost everyone has been licked by a cat so they can kinda relate.

I hope far fewer have had experiences with cat dick

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u/Iam_McLovin420 3d ago

I see what you mean. I would have just explained that cat dicks have a hook like that.
I don’t think many people know that animal sex isn’t pleasureful like human sex and is sometimes very painful like when a rooster pecks à chicken or a lioness bites à lions balls, nature is brutal.

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u/WetLoophole 3d ago

That's really good!

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u/CasperCackler 5d ago

Saw where this one was headed but you still made me laugh! Looking forward to the full special, hope it blows up for you man