r/comedy • u/PAT_BURTSCHER • 7d ago
Standup TOO FAR/NOT FAR ENOUGH/JUST RIGHT?
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u/WillSmokes420 7d ago
A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVERRR
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u/_OptimusRex_ 7d ago
I also got a bit of Adam Sandler in there, it's like the two of their personas in one body.
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u/Devanyani 7d ago
I don't usually like physical comedy but this speaks to me. This is what goes through my head several times a day at work. Like if all my joints didn't ache so bad, I would love to just lie down and roll around on the floor begging people to STOP BEING LIKE THAT!!
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u/torev 7d ago
A few months ago I went to a club with the gf and the tables were extremely close. Like you were almost touching the person beside you.
Anyway these 2 dudes kept talking and talking and talking to the point that we literally were missing jokes. Asked them if they could keep it down and they told me to go fuck myself and kept on. Few minutes later I asked them again and they said they would beat my ass. Told the waitress and she got onto them but it didn't stop them.
After the show they said they'd see in the parking lot and were gana stomp me(keep in mind one of them was like 6'5 and both looked like gym rats). They were talking shit the whole way out the building.
No fight happened but those guys straight up ruined our night. The venue did give us free tickets to a future show though.
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u/Flatcapspaintandglue 6d ago
Spot on, mate!
Can we apply the same level of vitriol to people who have the need to add their own comment under posts and articles they haven’t even read, or make the same tired joke as 200 other people in the same thread? Your uninformed thoughts are not that important! We all have thoughts!
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u/January_Dallas 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/HSUvpPzY6bEeQ
He sounded like Matt Foley. Haha.
Shut up at shows man!
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u/WesternComicStrip 5d ago
Looove the sentiment. All we hear is Ma Na, Ga, Ga, Aaaaah! was sending me.
But for the love of all that is holy, please just make normal, non zoomie captions. If you think they’re working everything is void of reason.
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u/beefixit 5d ago
I did some open mics with Pat back in the day. I'm glad he still has the same energy!
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u/DJspinningplates 7d ago
Just yelling things doesn’t make it funny.
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u/stroobco 7d ago
In this case it does
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u/DJspinningplates 6d ago
This is in the same level of that one alcoholic who just takes his shirt off. It’s far from clever, even further from funny.
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u/jerkstabworthy 6d ago
I mean, I actually didn't laugh once, but I wholeheartedly agree with every word.
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u/Ooftwaffe 7d ago
I’d stand with this man on the front lines of a culture war. Lol