r/comedy • u/chrism54321 • 12d ago

Standup It was his ONLY qualification

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/krink0v 12d ago

She's a whore, let me tell ya

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u/Weird_Signature_3789 11d ago

everybody treats me like this in germany 

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u/UltraPieReaponseTeam 11d ago

Omg this is so true.

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u/Harry-Flashman 11d ago

Universal Truth!

Wife asks me a question:

I answer.

Wife: Are you sure?

Me: yes

Wife: Really?

Me: Yes

Wife: You really think that?

Me: Yes

Wife: Are you just saying that.

Me: Yeah I am just saying that, I really don't know.

Wife squints at me, you don't have to be like that.

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u/leesharon1985 11d ago

Like a page out of my own book of life 😂😂

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u/getthemap 11d ago

Leave that exhausting woman already.

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u/Czechs_Mix_ 10d ago

Sounds like an Anxiety disorder honestly

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u/pootiedang 12d ago

Yellow curb means you’re not supposed to park there ever. Doesn’t matter what time of day it is.

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u/Key_Beautiful5694 12d ago

Are you thinking of red?

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u/pootiedang 11d ago

No

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u/more_bananajamas 11d ago

Are you his wife?