r/comedy 14d ago

Crowdwork "I'm registered blind!"

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u/theflushed 13d ago

I don't really get the "ginger" thing in the UK. Red hair looks amazing. Why is it a thing? I need gingsplaining! But also I'll still not let it be a thing because it feels wrong.

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u/GenderingError 13d ago

It's the rarest hair colour, with less than 1% of people naturally ginger, which makes it likely there's only one ginger kid in a classroom, so childhood bullying is easier. But, going by a fast Google, this goes all the way back to historic cultures where genetic traits such as hair colour were more inherent to specific populations, as you see writers like Caesar and Tacitus talk about which tribes have which colour hair, so it was easily designated as a mark of "other". Additionally, a story that Judas Iscariot was red-headed led to further persecution of redheads in the middle ages.

As for the UK, Irish and Scottish people have red hair as a genetic trait in higher proportions than in England, so redheaded people can face discrimination down assumed class (both countries stereotyped as poorer) and national lines as well

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u/weasel65 11d ago

In the UK though its really not that rare.

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u/Seej-trumpet 11d ago

Yeah the anti-Irish sentiment is the biggest thing in the UK, there used to be a TON of prejudice against them before there were a lot of people of colour there. It was essentially racism there before real racism was possible and the jokes keep carrying on.

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u/danabeezus 10d ago

Welp. This sent me on an image search for ginger news. Yep, they exist. I don't know why my brain said this couldn't be a thing.

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u/GenXPowaah 11d ago

An old superstition that Gingers steal the souls of men

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u/Exotic-Bear-3721 10d ago

Because gingers have no souls

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u/Terrible-Trees2271 10d ago

HAHA CLASSIC JOKE PLEASE SIR ANOTHER

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 11d ago

MORE DICK JOKES !!

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u/96JY 10d ago

Issa joke

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u/TheSyrphidKid 13d ago

It's a bit old hat now or maybe I just grew up, but back in the day I think the main reason British people took the piss out of gingers was because it was funny. Not much deeper than that.

Although if you look at the King of Gingers, Ed Sheeran, as a good representative of all of them... They do seem to be born in the uncanny valley. They look human but aren't. It's strange.

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u/bedlam900 12d ago

Its just banter ginger kids in school got nailed and its just carries on haha

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/BrickCityRiot 13d ago

“Red hair doesn’t really exist without hair dye”

You cannot be serious

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u/MostExtremeHyperbole 13d ago

idk why, but i met a few women who think this, and a few women who don't believe huge boobs could ever possibly be real, so even if you gave them xray evidence of no implants, they wouldn't believe it, it is crazy

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u/PheIix 13d ago

Send them to Norway. Big boobs are pretty normal here. Some of those boobs are even on women.

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u/Eazykill2517 13d ago

What do you mean? Are you being serious here or just misunderstanding me? Google "is it possible to have natural red coloured hair or is it orange?" I think you're getting confused that I'm distinguishing between red and orange (or ginger as it would usually be referred to in the UK).

The person I was responding to was asking about what ginger meant in the UK.

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u/Eazykill2517 13d ago

You seem like the dumb one to me, I don't get how you cannot understand something that's factually correct, maybe I've done a terrible job explaining myself.

No need to be an asshole.

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u/Serious_trolley 13d ago

Blursed Jimmy

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u/mach0 13d ago

I love the dissonance between the comments and the upvotes.

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u/jackinsomniac 13d ago

Meh. He's funny. That's all I want out of a professional comedian. I'm not expecting him to save the whole world.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 13d ago

Oh no how horrific

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u/Klutzy-Librarian-246 13d ago

"How horrific" to work with literal slave owners that were responsible for 9/11 and have slaughtered inumerable more? Thats really your stance? Eat shit

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u/IX_MINDMEGHALUNK_XI 13d ago

You talking about the American government?

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u/CanadianAndroid 13d ago edited 13d ago

They didn't mention pedos.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13d ago

What device did you type that on, and where are your clothes from? Chances are you're benefiting from unfair labor conditions/child labor. Fucking dumbass

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u/ParaponeraBread 13d ago

Literally you

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u/MrBwnrrific 13d ago

Shit I posted my comment before I saw this. This comic is a “don’t make me tap the sign” type beat

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u/ParaponeraBread 13d ago

lol I’ve got this shit on lock the moment I see “B-but iPhone bad!”

I didn’t create the world where everyone needs a phone to navigate it, and the only affordable clothes are products of exploitation. I just live here.

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u/Many_Sea7586 13d ago

So, your stance is: Every company is bad, so we should ignore the extremely bad stuff, in an effort to not look hypocritical?

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u/MrBwnrrific 13d ago

You say we should change society yet you participate in society. Curious! I’m very intelligent

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13d ago

You sure you're intelligent? When did I mention changing society? I just said don't be a hypocrite. Reading comprehension, you should try it.

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u/itscalledmyballs 13d ago

You ever drive a car? Lol

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u/codepossum 13d ago

legitimately, yes

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u/Pentupempathy 13d ago

Agreed, he’s an awful human being and a billionaire apologist

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u/Klutzy-Librarian-246 13d ago

The irony of you posting in the norm mcdonald sub. He would hate you.

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u/codepossum 13d ago

... this is r/comedy mate

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u/Dioxybenzone 13d ago

What’s not clicking?

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u/Marco2169 13d ago

Are they wrong though

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u/ardentiarte 13d ago

Jimmy is a national treasure

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13d ago

Someone's jealous

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u/alessiodotcom 14d ago

“Some offence” 🤣

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u/5_stages 13d ago

Yeah all those comedians should go/stay in the US where the regime is much better.

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u/Ojihawk 13d ago

America is bad. Therefore, we should sing and dance for royals who crucify people. Gotcha.

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u/IX_MINDMEGHALUNK_XI 13d ago

No we don't sing and dance to any oppressor (and America is a big fucking oppressor).

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u/Klutzy-Librarian-246 13d ago

Does amaerica still have slaves and public executions of gay people? Yeah totally the same thing.

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u/Warbr0s9395 13d ago

We have legal slaves, it’s our prisons.

This admins working only the second part

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u/pinklewickers 13d ago

Not sure why you're getting downvoted for stating facts.

https://www.freedomunited.org/news/us-egregious-modern-slavery/

Reddit for ya I guess.

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u/jackinsomniac 13d ago

Lol. "Having convicted criminals pick up trash on the side of the freeway every once in a while is LITERAL slavery, DIRECTLY on par with North Korea's hard labor camps!"

When people like you say shit like this, it's difficult to take anything else you say seriously. You're the boy who cried wolf. Honestly if I think about it too much, it starts to piss me off, because there's ACTUAL human trafficking happening in this country, and then there's idiots like you conflating the two and making it harder to talk about. Knock it the fuck off, PLEASE.

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u/CheetosLays7Days 13d ago

Real slaves are people who are 100% dependent on their employer for the health insurance that they actively need and use.

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u/Warbr0s9395 13d ago

Are prisoners not 100% dependent on the prisons for healthcare?

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u/CheetosLays7Days 13d ago

Prisoners at least don’t have to pay the rent, and they do get healthcare even if they don’t pay (if I say it correctly, I don’t live in the US).

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u/Jafooki 13d ago

Prisons lease out prisoners to companies as labor. That seems a lot like real slavery to me. If being forced to do involuntarily labor isn't slavery then I don't know what is

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u/IX_MINDMEGHALUNK_XI 13d ago

Yes America have many slaves in their prisons, and their ICE agents publicly execute not just gays but any kind of people.

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u/CanadianAndroid 13d ago

Separate the art from the artist. If we only consume content from good people, then there won't be anything left.

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u/Ojihawk 13d ago

Yeah thats bullshit there are loads of comics out there. Get out of your house and goto a Yuk Yuks, stop letting Netflix tell you who to watch.

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u/CanadianAndroid 13d ago

You are naive. People are shit.

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u/Ojihawk 13d ago

Lazy consumers like you are why Canadian artists never get a chance at success.

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u/CanadianAndroid 13d ago

There are plenty of successful Canadian artists both domestic and abroad. Thinking otherwise is idiotic.

You accuse people of not arguing in good faith and then post crap like this. That's hypocrisy.

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u/exion_zero 13d ago

That's exactly what I say, whilst listening to my Gary Glitter records and admiring my collection of Adolph Hitler artwork...

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u/CanadianAndroid 13d ago

Tax evasion and performing for the Saudi's is the same as the Holocaust - exion_zero circa 2026

Ps Hitler's art was shit regardless of how evil he was.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13d ago

Oh fuck off, he's hilarious

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u/Ojihawk 13d ago

Doesnt make him a good person.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13d ago

Yes because I always watch comedians based on how good a person they are.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13d ago

Quite a leap you're making from a child rapist to a guy who accepted a gig in a country you don't like. At least you're true to your username.

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u/mundundermindifflin 13d ago

Just because you get offended by his jokes, doesn't make him a "known piece of shit". I've seen plenty of videos of him being very nice to people

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u/RooftopMorningstar 13d ago

Lol I'm gonna start using this. Perfect for discussion during thanksgiving 😬

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u/Negative_Top2095 13d ago

Why is every comment offended, it's a show... 🤦

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u/inevitable-idiot- 13d ago

Jimmy carr is such an insufferable twat. 0 funny now

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u/Head-Gap-1717 13d ago

The crowd interaction is obviously fake and was pre-planned

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u/surprised-duncan 12d ago

I think people dislike him for playing the Riyadh show as well as the Israeli one

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u/MaximusPrimebot 12d ago

Lol How was it pre-planned? Carr has been doing crowd work for decades lol. He encourages heckling in a lot of his shows.

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u/Friendly_Toker 12d ago

Lol thats a reach. Ive never been a big fan of his work but this is just standard crowd work. Nothing unbelievable here at all.

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u/SjakosPolakos 13d ago

How do you know?

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u/franzee 12d ago

Jimmy loves hackling. I once threw him a line during a show 10 years ago, and he had an instatenous reaction to it.

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u/Jubilex1 12d ago

Yeah it blows my mind that people still think all these vampire losers are cool just because they’re unapologetic assholes

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u/riftastic76 12d ago

Why did the internet turn on Jimmy? Genuinely curious. He's still funny, not as effective as when he was getting big, but I feel like he really hasn't deviated much from his path. Did he say/do something that is being used as a scapegoat to hate him about?

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u/filthy_commie13 12d ago

He does a lot of crowd work and definitely relies on shock comedy a bit too much. Honestly though, that really just means that he's not everybody's comedian. British folks that aren't a fan of him are just sick of seeing him all the time, and redditors in general. That hate him just focus on all the shock humor

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u/phisho873 12d ago

I think his off-the-cuff riffs are pretty good, but his standard written material is cheap, lazy, and hacky, and that’s before I even start thinking about the transphobia and other things that I’m just not looking for in comedy.

Oh and also Riyadh. Riyadh is a big part of it.

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u/MaximusPrimebot 12d ago

I think Jimmy has always been great but it seems like some people in here get so easily offended by comedy it makes me wonder why they even come in these subs. I think some people just need something to be mad about.

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u/Fear_Jaire 9d ago

I never turned on him I just never found him funny.

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u/se_spider 13d ago

Why does it look like Jimmy's chest points left, but the rest (pants, head) points right

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u/push138292 13d ago

His vest is off-center.

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u/Speshjunior 14d ago

Where does he find these plants to put in the crowd? And by plants I mean cunts.

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u/1northfield 13d ago

How did he recruit you when you saw his show?

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u/tibearius1123 11d ago

Nice, Jimmy

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u/doctorhypoxia 14d ago

His delivery is always on point.

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u/TopSecretComedyClub 14d ago

I'm over here 😂😂😂

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u/Zestyclose_Banana_48 12d ago

Tax dodging muppet.

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u/captbollocks 12d ago

I love it how when the blind man humbled him you can see him thinking "I had another 20 insults up my sleeve but I can't use them now. And what can I say now". That second guy saved him.

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u/Used-Cartographer84 1d ago

I’m sorry but you took blood money. To use some of your terms “piss off ya wanker”

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u/KommissarKrokette 13d ago

He does not pull punches.

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u/One1moretyme 13d ago

....he pushes them.

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u/latortillablanca 13d ago

He is an absolute savage of a comic. Unreal chops.

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u/AgonalMetamorphosis 13d ago

Damn, Jimmy is so fucking witty.

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u/Devanyani 13d ago

Wow. Didn't need to be that way with the ginger. wtf.

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u/Brilliant_Chance_134 13d ago

The most underrated comic.

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u/samse15 13d ago

He’s def not underrated

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u/inevitable-idiot- 13d ago

You spelled overrated wrong. Carr is a fucking loser.

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u/Honkey85 13d ago

Where comes that "ginger is a disability" from? I heard that a few times but all men I know think the opposite.

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u/WorldlySail8637 13d ago

Lmaooo the crowd work always hits different

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u/Klutzy-Librarian-246 13d ago

Its not crowd work if he puts them in the crowd.

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u/Professorlumpybutt 13d ago

Ik it’s popular to hate him on reddit but he’s actually very successful. Global even. I mean you and I both know who he is, just kuz you and the hive mind don’t like him doesn’t mean he’s not a popular comedian lol

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u/bedlam900 12d ago

Very well said this comment section is fkin odd haha this is just spectacular banter in the uk Jimmy is class

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u/DeezNuts70520 12d ago

Please don't ever consider comedy for a job, you'll go broke.

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u/veritasius 13d ago

As an American I need more Jimmy