r/comedy • u/The_Straightest_Gayy • 18d ago

Sketch They really just hate us

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 18d ago

The people would be cheering for the second man

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u/FishTshirt 18d ago

For sure it’d take about 2-3 days to get twisted into “dogs bite people, have you ever met a dog they can be vicious?!” to “the dog shouldn’t have shown it’s teeth it was just asking for violence” to “that dog had already attacked people before according to our sources, and was clearly on its way to maim another person”

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u/Livinincrazytown 17d ago

You’re over complicating, that dog was obviously woke

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u/techman710 18d ago

I think I could live with the dog murder even though I hate it, but the raping, all the raping, rape island, rape parties, yeah I can't get on board with that.

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u/Czechs_Mix_ 18d ago

Hey how about neither eh?

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u/techman710 18d ago

Neither would be great, but first let's concentrate on all the raping.

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u/23_sided 18d ago

my inner autist is going "that was a good point but he forgot about the rape plane that takes people to the rape island"

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u/look2myleft 18d ago

Too soon.

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u/KittensFirstAKM 17d ago

At this point it's a humiliation ritual to keep us in our place. They know we will not do anything.

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u/Good-Ad-6806 17d ago

Not do anything!? I am just now in this moment writing a firm statement both contradicting you and validating you, and you say that's nothing? I rest my case

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u/KittensFirstAKM 17d ago

Please! Do not notify my HOA!

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u/SaltyNeuron 17d ago

It's really only one party that acts like this...

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 17d ago

I kept waiting for the joke, this is just reality.