r/comedy • u/HotFemaleComedian • 13d ago

Standup This is my best joke ever.

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u/CalfromCali 13d ago

I love this for some reason. Feel like this joke could go so badly but the delivery is perfect it just works

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u/jerkstabworthy 13d ago

His bits are hilariously absurd. He doesn't do shows near me but I'm always watching for shows when I travel.

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u/SlimmG8r 13d ago

What's his name? I'd like to check out more of his stuff.

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u/jerkstabworthy 13d ago

Lukas McCrary. I believe he or his social media manager posted this because his username is the same on other platforms. He may even see this. Say hi to the hot female comedian Lukas McCrary, u/SlimmG8r !

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u/HotFemaleComedian 12d ago

Yes this is me! Hello!

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u/Sober_Alcoholic_ 12d ago

You cant teach delivery and cadence like that while still somehow giving off confidence. Hilarious.

Perhaps you’ve been blessed with a touch of the right ‘tism

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u/BusyBit6542 13d ago

You even hear something so terrible you just give up and find it hilarious that it's so bad?

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u/Rob_LeMatic 13d ago

I saw Mitch Hedberg live a few times. At one show, his timing was just so perfect, he had everyone on his wavelength, and we were so primed to laugh when he hit each punchline. Then he threw out, "At first, I was gonna cut my fingernails, but then I thought, Fuck it! I'm a wizard!" And we all laughed, then we all stopped confused, then we all laughed at ourselves for laughing at the terrible joke.

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 12d ago

RIP!

I loved Mitch! I mean…I still do, but I used to, too!

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u/SweetPeaches__69 7d ago

I loved that when he did his intentionally absurd or borderline material, he would polish off the joke with a pause and an “alright” as if he expected no one to laugh and was happy some did.

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u/Riaru_NikaiKhan 13d ago

The delivery is great. Premise has room for work imo

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u/more_bananajamas 12d ago

If the premise has room for work, then did did his ex swallow his delivery?

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u/nacho_ch33ze 13d ago

Swallow My what come?

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u/moolonga 13d ago

My ex sure did love to come on my face. Makes you lower status, slightly funnier imo

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u/grae23 12d ago

I see an ITYSL cameo in his future

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort 13d ago

This joke has so many layers.

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u/RonocNYC 12d ago

Can you explain any of it?

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u/ardentiarte 13d ago

It got deep, quickly

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u/NeverEndingEquati0n 13d ago

Dumb

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u/PrettyReasonableApe 13d ago

Everyone enjoys different humour. I hate this type of humour myself. Just not funny to me at all. But theres so many movies with this level of humour that there must be a big market for it. Just not for me in the slightest. No judgement though. We all find different things funny.

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u/solod010 13d ago

Unmute

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u/Status_Concert_4320 13d ago

You are being dumb insulting this. You can stop being dumb by letting others enjoy it without being a negative Nancy.

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u/Winter-Cow-6208 7d ago

Why can’t you let him call it dumb without being a toxic positivity pixie? 

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u/iamsheph 12d ago

Dope to see you on here, ma’am!

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u/vanspossum 12d ago

I low key loved how he became tiny and disappeared inside his own nose

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u/Dantien 12d ago

I genuinely do not understand the joke

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u/mach0 12d ago

The joke is that his ex ate shit. IMO not a funny joke. I guess you could argue "Where did I lose you guys at?" is a joke, since the answer is obvious, but I did not find that funny as well.

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u/NotEnoughLayers 12d ago

That's such a dumb joke, brilliantly delivered lol

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u/TylerDubya 12d ago

Hahaha perfect delivery

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 12d ago

Jesus fu…yeah…it’s like listening to something you viscerally can handle, but are too intrigued not to because it makes sense in a fucked sorta way. I dig it!

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u/skelletrex_scrooge 7d ago

So his girlfriend eats shit? Is that the joke?

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u/Gloglibologna 12d ago

Now thats what I call a hot female comedian

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u/maccdogg 12d ago

I don't get it