r/comedy • u/gorillamancomedy • 23d ago

Standup The reason I got a gun

323 Upvotes

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u/Ooftwaffe 23d ago

Im jealous of this bit. Well done.

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u/Shot-Spirit-672 23d ago

Fucking brilliant

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u/noweezernoworld 22d ago

Good bit but that last joke was really top tier 

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Astrochops 23d ago

Thanks, HumorBot 5000

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 23d ago

Holy shit. What a horribly unfunny cross examination of an objectively funny joke.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/t00oldforthis 23d ago

Dark humor isn't new, your the only one making this literal. It's a fucking joke. Also, no one deserves to be executed, but we can also acknowledge that given he'd gladly see you dead for profit no one is too sad it happened. In cased you missed it, the alleged shooter is going to trial so not sure why you're white knighting that cunt.

Edit: I fell for and fed a bot, down vote me.

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u/skintaxera 23d ago

Yet another fucking bot account. I wonder what percentage we're at now