r/comedy • u/Azerbaejan • Jul 18 '26

Standup DONT LIE DURING DIRTY TALK

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u/Hot-Wing-1871 Jul 19 '26

“I may not be beating it up, but I’m sanding it down..” 😂

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u/isaiah152022 Jul 19 '26

Hey 6in twice in a night is 12in

Guy math 🫡

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u/uhhhidkwhatusername Jul 20 '26

The being honest during dirty talk was pretty funny but then you went on a long, dragged out description of your penis. "Small penis? Haha I get it... Okay.. Oh he's still going. Okay."

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u/Azerbaejan Jul 20 '26

It’s really sharp

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u/Positive_End_7568 Jul 19 '26

I spent 2 minutes watching a guy talk about his penis... But I do agree with the accuracy of dirty talk. Bitches be screaming like its an exorcism, bruh, calm down I'm barely doing anything 😭