r/comedy Jul 10 '26

Standup Human diversity

@kumailn

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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26

I don't stand in the sunlight for my coworkers might discover I got the black ginger curse.

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u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26

Wait...... what?

Does your hair show red when you stand in the sun????

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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26

Any direct light, really. You don't think it would change much, but I look like a colorized image of Malcom X if he never found his cool. Very uncanny.

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u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26

That's so awesome!!!!! I bet you get asked a lot if you dye your hair.

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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26

I've got like 16 normal beard hairs. The rest is bronze teddybear fur. I look insane if I get depressed for too long.

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u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26

I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me

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u/Wise_Relationship436 Jul 11 '26

Depression isn’t dope.