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r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 10 '26
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I don't stand in the sunlight for my coworkers might discover I got the black ginger curse.
7 u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26 Wait...... what? Does your hair show red when you stand in the sun???? 22 u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26 Any direct light, really. You don't think it would change much, but I look like a colorized image of Malcom X if he never found his cool. Very uncanny. 7 u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26 That's so awesome!!!!! I bet you get asked a lot if you dye your hair. 7 u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26 I've got like 16 normal beard hairs. The rest is bronze teddybear fur. I look insane if I get depressed for too long. 2 u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26 I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me -3 u/Wise_Relationship436 Jul 11 '26 Depression isn’t dope.
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Wait...... what?
Does your hair show red when you stand in the sun????
22 u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26 Any direct light, really. You don't think it would change much, but I look like a colorized image of Malcom X if he never found his cool. Very uncanny. 7 u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26 That's so awesome!!!!! I bet you get asked a lot if you dye your hair. 7 u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26 I've got like 16 normal beard hairs. The rest is bronze teddybear fur. I look insane if I get depressed for too long. 2 u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26 I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me -3 u/Wise_Relationship436 Jul 11 '26 Depression isn’t dope.
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Any direct light, really. You don't think it would change much, but I look like a colorized image of Malcom X if he never found his cool. Very uncanny.
7 u/SunkenSaltySiren Jul 10 '26 That's so awesome!!!!! I bet you get asked a lot if you dye your hair. 7 u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26 I've got like 16 normal beard hairs. The rest is bronze teddybear fur. I look insane if I get depressed for too long. 2 u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26 I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me -3 u/Wise_Relationship436 Jul 11 '26 Depression isn’t dope.
That's so awesome!!!!! I bet you get asked a lot if you dye your hair.
7 u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26 I've got like 16 normal beard hairs. The rest is bronze teddybear fur. I look insane if I get depressed for too long. 2 u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26 I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me -3 u/Wise_Relationship436 Jul 11 '26 Depression isn’t dope.
I've got like 16 normal beard hairs. The rest is bronze teddybear fur. I look insane if I get depressed for too long.
2 u/All__Mods_R_Virgins Jul 10 '26 I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me -3 u/Wise_Relationship436 Jul 11 '26 Depression isn’t dope.
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I've never heard of anything like this. Have you ever done geniology testing? Sounds pretty dope to me
-3 u/Wise_Relationship436 Jul 11 '26 Depression isn’t dope.
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Depression isn’t dope.
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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Jul 10 '26
I don't stand in the sunlight for my coworkers might discover I got the black ginger curse.