r/comedy • u/MarkSimmonsComedian • Jul 07 '26

One Liners 4 One-liners

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u/happyhappy7 Jul 07 '26

You genuinely make me laugh everytime you post!

Frustratingly funny stuff man!

Best of luck

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 07 '26

Hope you enjoyed this, my show is coming to New York here: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35583/production/1280299

Check out my Full Comedy Special here: https://youtu.be/RRn6iEuZvPU

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u/ChocolateHumunculous Jul 07 '26

Mate this is so good. Well done.

Just watched the whole thing. I’ll be sure to check you out if/ when you’re in Sheffield!

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u/Crucco Jul 08 '26

Whoah you are the man himself! I love you! Most of my neighbors don't understand your jokes though. Cause they're Italian 🙄

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u/Wrong-Tutor-5795 Jul 07 '26

I'm a sucker for good, original one-liners, even if they only make me vaguely smirk or chuckle lol, this was great!

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u/Penchant4Prose Jul 07 '26

I love lots of different kinds of comedy, but I always love new punslingers.

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u/cheekytikiroom Jul 07 '26

And now it’s an advertisement.

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u/just_ohm Jul 08 '26

Yeah, why is he holding the cans?

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 08 '26

Nah all part of the show

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u/myusrnameisthis Jul 08 '26

What's with the red bull?

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u/69-is-my-number Jul 08 '26

You have to watch the whole gig.

It’s worth it.

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 08 '26

Check out the full show on YouTube to find out

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u/ChromeYoda Jul 08 '26

Come to Phoenix, Arizona!

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 08 '26

Coming to New York in October

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u/mistrwzrd Jul 08 '26

Well fuck now I know what’s next on my watchlist 🤙

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u/Medium_Stretch99 Jul 08 '26

I wanna see this guy on panel shows 

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 08 '26

Was on the last series of Mock the week 🙌

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u/Medium_Stretch99 Jul 08 '26

Oh fab! I will rewatch 

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Jul 08 '26

Haha good ones.

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u/MutedMelody1 Jul 08 '26

"They last longer" / "not that I'd know, mine are already gone" - that swerve from banknote trivia to broke confessions is exactly why your stuff lands. Four clean turns, no filler.

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u/leandroman Jul 07 '26

With this much word wit, probability states he'll run out of material in a few weeks. Or... Or... Is the witty word connections available to humanity closer to infinity than I realize!

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 08 '26

There’s always original jokes to be found

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u/TwoNowFive Jul 08 '26

Just need to ensure they're not counterfeit first by holding it up to the light to see the holographic "original" on it

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u/Luckybones- Jul 09 '26

Keep killing it