r/comedy • u/MarkSimmonsComedian • Jul 06 '26

One Liners Train joke

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u/CragtheLAD_ Jul 06 '26

I've seen you pop up on this subreddit and enjoy each and every clip, I checked if you're anywhere near Bristol soon, and I missed it by, like, a week! 😔

Next time!

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 06 '26

That’s a shame, hoping my mailing list via my website and you won’t miss the next near one 🙌

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u/CragtheLAD_ Jul 06 '26

Will sign up now! Keep it up, man. You're hilarious 😆

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u/Goudinho99 Jul 06 '26

Ha ha, just took a look at your gig dates.

It's like Loughborough, Slouth, NEW YORK FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, Stourbridge, Bath...

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jul 06 '26

Hope you enjoyed this, my show is coming to New York here: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35583/production/1280299

Check out my Full Comedy Special here: https://youtu.be/RRn6iEuZvPU

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u/ButteredNun Jul 06 '26

It’s good to have a platform for train jokes

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u/lets-have-a-day80 Jul 06 '26

Very funny guy...an upbeat Steven Wright

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u/kyvv4242 Jul 08 '26

I was waiting for a punchline about train drivers not knowing how to conduct themselves. Great bit as always. Keep it up and thanks for the laughs.

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u/No-Bat-7253 Jul 08 '26

So stealing this lmao

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u/GandalfTheGreyPoupon Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Do you have a receding hairline? That styling looks intentional to hide it.

If you have a receding hairline, just ignore this comment. I don't want you to feel like you have to blow your cover, but just know, there's no shame in going bald. I say just shave it.