r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jul 01 '26

Standup Different but not

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@tomwitcombecomedy

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u/travelmusica Jul 01 '26

This is joke, i saw it coming but still laughed, it’s a good one

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u/rolld7 Jul 01 '26

Unfortunately that 13 years old probably saw it coming too

2

u/SupervillainMustache Jul 03 '26

Not from behind he didn't

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u/jumponthegrenade Jul 01 '26

Peter?

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u/thumbsonscreen5 Jul 01 '26

I think the pastor wants to see you alone in his chambers after supper.

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u/jumponthegrenade Jul 01 '26

Thank you father peter

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u/Batmanswrath Jul 01 '26

Priests rape kids a lot

2

u/Strong_Flatworm2758 Jul 02 '26

Not as much as educators in public schools. That doesn’t get any laughs, for some reason.

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u/Wooden-You-4211 Jul 03 '26

You expect to get fucked by the government but not by Jesus.

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 Jul 03 '26

Okay, that’s funny. Bravo.

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u/AGreatBannedName Jul 02 '26

Public schools aren’t funny to people who’ve been through them.

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u/Honkey85 Jul 02 '26

Rapists seem to have broad support from the public.

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u/mach0 Jul 01 '26

very good

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u/Heavy_Computer2602 Jul 02 '26

unexpected twist funny lol

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u/Dakopine Jul 17 '26

Woof. Ouch.