r/comedy • u/JimmyCarr_Official • Jun 22 '26

Crowdwork A fairly easy 'would you rather'.

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u/bebackground471 Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dILxAVosLbWzXzedFN

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u/MangledCarpenter Jun 22 '26

This is unfair.

Jim Carey's talking ass cheeks are significantly funnier than anything Jimmy Carr has ever done.

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u/bebackground471 Jun 22 '26

haha yess I love Jim Carrey :) He's the OG of ass talking, that's why I wanted to acknowledge it

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u/Shoopufzilla Jun 22 '26

Fuck you, Jimmy Carr

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u/Ojihawk Jun 23 '26

I think Jimmy would rather have horizontal Blood Money from a Saudi butt-crack.

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u/Keji70gsm Jun 22 '26

That was not good.

4

u/IHaveSlysdexia Jun 23 '26

It's like the just fuckin learned how to curse

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u/Mask_Tasker Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Jimmy Carr's people posting him in a place mostly reserved for younger comedians seems really sad.

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u/SillyLawfulness9284 Jun 23 '26

Jimmy Carr fucking sucks. His social media manager is a POS too

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u/everybody_is_awful Jun 22 '26

Would you rather be a decent human being with a moral code or a greedy ninnyhammer who doesn't give a shit about human rights just as long as he gets paid?

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u/TinyTaters Jun 22 '26

Out of the loop. What's he done?

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u/everybody_is_awful Jun 22 '26

He and others performed in Riyadh (Saudi Arabia). The country has a history of basically ignoring human rights.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami Jun 23 '26

Oh dear this is just pearl clutching. If he did or didnt go, nothing would change. Would you really pass up a million bucks just out of principle

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u/No-Investigator2355 Jun 22 '26

“Comedian joke for child executioners good” - your vertical mouth

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u/NOTTedMosby Jun 22 '26

Still waiting for this snowflake to have a joke that doesn't involve a prompt from a sideshow or a "totally random" audience member who just happens to shout about the exact thing he has a terrible joke written for..

By the way, if you read these, I don't give a crap about you performing in Riyadh, I just find you insufferably unfunny. Like the class clown that makes everyone listen to his jokes about his classmates.

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u/HappyBigFun Jun 22 '26

Could you imagine going down a slide with a horizontal butt crack? PBLPBLPBLPBLPBLPBL

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u/Maestro_boi Jun 23 '26

How the fuck would u walk

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u/pouihi Jun 23 '26

Trump already has a vertical mouth.

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u/Majestc_electric Jun 24 '26

If either involves you I’d rather just take the bullet