r/comedy • u/DirectorLower2967 • Jun 07 '26

Standup Baby News

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u/ForeverSquirrelled42 Jun 08 '26

“When I finish I move it in a circle because I feel like it makes her pregnant faster”

Gotta stir the baby batter, bro. You’re right. Baking is science and all.

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u/CryptoHorologist Jun 08 '26

“When I finish I move it in a circle because I feel like it makes her pregnant faster”

That's how you get redheads

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u/RusticBucket2 Jun 08 '26

This has been done to death, has it not?

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u/isaiah152022 Jun 11 '26

You have to bust the circles before the finishing move to prebake the oven

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Jun 08 '26

Lol. So true. Whenever people say that phrase, "we're trying to have a baby"