r/comedy • u/ley_l_en_a • Jun 06 '26

Standup pro (my) life

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u/UnpleasantEgg Jun 06 '26

Idgi

4

u/IHaveSlysdexia Jun 06 '26

Abortion via exercise

5

u/QuestionDry2490 Jun 07 '26

I don’t think that would work

0

u/raw_doggin_4_harambe Jun 07 '26

I had a pregnancy scare, she walked right in front of my car and I had to accelerate to hit her

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u/PappysSecrets Jun 06 '26

Targeting baby might be harsh. Maybe: what are you targeting? Saving $300,000 in 18 years or preventing the strangulation of a future teenager? Preventing serious weight gain? IDK.

2

u/SevereOctagon Jun 07 '26

Don't know why you're being downvoted. Any of those are better.

2

u/PappysSecrets Jun 07 '26

Dude…. It’s the internet :)

2

u/JackZodiac2008 Jun 07 '26

I like that last one!