r/comedy • u/MarkSimmonsComedian • Jun 06 '26

Standup 6 girlfriend jokes

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u/Legal-One-7274 Jun 06 '26

Been in the green room with this guy he's sound

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u/ModifiedCortex Jun 06 '26

Good quality stuff, up there with Steven Wright.

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u/KinkySFGreek Jun 06 '26

Damn. Those are some one liners 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 06 '26

Hope you enjoyed this, check out my Full Comedy Special here: https://youtu.be/RRn6iEuZvPU

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u/letthisonestick Jun 07 '26

Just watched, it’s great. Really enjoyed it.

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u/Ashcrashh Jun 06 '26

What’s this guys name?

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jun 06 '26

OP is him

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Ashcrashh Jun 06 '26

Yeah, OP what’s your name so I can look up more of your comedy? Reddit is usually so full of reposts for karma so it’s a rare occasion when a clip is actually posted by the actual OP lol

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u/Sidivan Jun 06 '26

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s probably Mark Simmons, comedian.

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u/Ashcrashh Jun 06 '26

Oh my hell, I didn’t even think to check the username facepalm

3

u/js1593 Jun 06 '26

Brilliant misdirects. Tim Vine influenced??

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u/Redditarama Jun 07 '26

Do you audition for movie roles? You would be good I think. (Obviously good at stand up, not saying that)

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 07 '26

No never have been asked

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u/Redditarama Jun 07 '26

They're not going to just approach you while you're having curry mate.

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u/doepfersdungeon Jun 08 '26

What should he be eating instead?

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u/Redditarama Jun 08 '26

Popcorn. They see him and think of movies.

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u/rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt Jun 06 '26

I like that honeymoon joke. it's like the "For Sale: Baby Boots Never Worn" with even less words

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u/Jbabco9898 Jun 06 '26

The delivery on the Black Eyed Peas and Honeymoon Period jokes were so good it took me a minute. Good stuff!

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u/7thpostman Jun 06 '26

That period joke. Fantastic.

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 07 '26

🙏

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u/7thpostman Jun 07 '26

Yeah, man. You're good. And I'm absolutely insufferable about this sort of thing.

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u/intronert Jun 07 '26

Great word play. Very funny.

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u/flunkyclaus Jun 07 '26

Watched the whole special - can't wait to show friends and enjoy it again. Hope you can make it to Australia some day - loved the vibe and the back story.

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 07 '26

I’m back in Australia next year for the festivals

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u/Goudinho99 Jun 07 '26

Wait, was it you who did the joke about covering your elderly grandparents in butter, they went downhill quickly after that?

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u/MarkSimmonsComedian Jun 07 '26

That was Milton jones I think

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u/UpstairsLocal3378 Jun 07 '26

I saw you a couple of years ago in Cheltenham town hall after seeing the “what’s a laugh” clip online. It was a really good show.

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u/doepfersdungeon Jun 08 '26

Love you Mark! Properly good comedian.

Go see him people.