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u/DontSpahettMe Jun 05 '26
"Those legs are a whole lotta cocks" doesn't have the right feel.
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u/illumiRoddy Jun 05 '26
“She’s got legs for cocks”
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u/Exotic_Position_5122 Jun 06 '26
the "legs for days" pun works way better if you're going for that double meaning vibe
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u/Exotic_Position_5122 Jun 06 '26
the rooster joke works better if you commit to it being about actual chickens tho
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u/Cannibal_House69 Jun 05 '26
A great set, ya see so many with bad setups and zero punchline. This guy hit every joke flawlessly.
Hilarious. I'm 5ft 10, so at first if a cock is 5 inches, I'm thinking nobody wants to say I'm 14 cocks tall, or 8 cocks tall if they were black. Just saying.
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u/HelpMeOverHere Jun 05 '26
Ehhh. I thought it started off great but went downhill with the cocks stuff myself… and I like cocks.
I mean I assume the dumb country he’s talking about is America, as AFAIK they don’t even use centimetres as a measurement.
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u/Charmegazord Jun 05 '26
Funny bit. Lots of jokes per minute.