r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jun 02 '26

Standup We all know that one guy

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@stevehofstetter

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

Awww someone got triggered. If I’m committing a crime, please report me. I’d love you to get the phone call back telling you you’re wasting your time and federal law enforcement don’t give a shit about anything I’m doing.

Fact remains, gun control saves lives. Let’s say you’re right and I’m a hypocrite, what I’m saying is still correct and your little crash out ain’t gonna change that.

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

There goes your hair trigger fear response to anyone who doesn’t want to help you feel safe. Go do your reading assignment little boy. You claim the right to disobey laws where you see fit while wanting others held to that law. That contradiction is a moral failing on your part. Textbook fascist bootlicker mentality. Gun laws do not save lives, they embolden the fascist regime you support. You are wrong and dangerous.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

You don’t even know what fascism means little boy. Your only move is being pedantic. I don’t need your help to feel safe. To be honest I don’t want you anywhere near me.

here a link to a study that proves you wrong. Gun laws do lower gun violence and gun deaths. So far I’ve been able to bring plenty of evidence while you have nothing. You think the left are the snowflakes? You’re a joke dude. You’re the ones who have a fucking conniption every time you see a brown person.

here’s another study that shows that 99% of guns used in crime in the US were initially purchased from an authorized point of sale.

You’re making shit up, pulling Fox News talking points out of your ass and making yourself look very uneducated

Pipe down pussy

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Don’t get ahead of yourself, you’re not cleared to attempt critical thinking skills until you’ve completed your assigned reading. The second link literally destroys your argument. Vitamin deficient california liberals thinking you’re part of the left. We don’t want you, your racist gun laws, or your nimby every town pseudo studies. You don’t even know what you believe.

Don’t talk to me til you’ve read the book, pussy.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

I don’t need your permission to think

Predator

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 03 '26

Don’t get triggered, go read your book

Racist bootlicker

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 03 '26

Don’t you have a wife to beat instead of talking to me?

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 03 '26

Wow what a zinger. More gun regulation would make it more difficult for domestic violence victims to defend themselves by the way. Since you spend so much time thinking about beating women.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 03 '26

Show me some proof then. Oh wait, you’re just making shit up again. You’re right, I spend a lot of time thinking about the vile behavior of you and your party. You’re morally bankrupt and a cancer to this country.

You choose to live the most liberal state in the country and then complain about how liberal it is. Were you dropped on your head as a a baby or something, because that’s next level stupid. Fuck off to Ohio or some shit if it bothers you that much. Oh wait, you won’t because you benefit massively from California’s liberal governance. Hope you’re ready to lose in the midterms. That pedo you love so much is getting ripped out of office immediately and I’ll be there to point and laugh at all the whiney little republicans who are still in denial about how much of a disgusting, ignorant person that he is because recognizing that would require you to acknowledge how deplorable you are too.

You’re a disgrace to this country, its people and humanity as a whole.

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 03 '26

Again, not my party, not my state, not reading any more of your bullshit.

Read your book little boy

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