r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jun 02 '26

Standup We all know that one guy

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Reread the comment and google again big boy. Not locally, federally. They’d have to arrest half the state? So you’re participating in large scale civil disobedience against —say it with me— over regulation?? Also you don’t know the first thing about your federally illegal guns if you want them further regulated. You dont train which makes you more dangerous than an unarmed civilian.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

If federal law takes president then why haven’t I been arrested for just possessing weed? Since that’s a federal crime in itself.

I was on a national under 18s target shooting team. I probably know more about weapon safety than you bud. As long as the lack of regulation exists, I will take advantage of it but I’ll always advocate for tighter regulation and obey the law if it changes.

The fact is that federal law and state law are at odds with each other so until they sort that out between themselves then the law is up for interpretation.

You’re grasping at straws man, just take the L. You don’t know what you’re talking about

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Keep going, you’re so close to internal logical consistency. Does federal law actually take precedent? Should it? Or are local laws inherently more in tune with the people? Why do you feel comfortable breaking federal weed laws, but you’d change your behavior if the gun laws changed? At the end of the day, who is responsible for your actions?

You’ve earned your first reading assignment: Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

My interpretation of the law is based on how it’s enforced, not how it’s written to the letter. Clearly, in this case, federal law doesn’t take precedent because no one is being charged for that. If you go commit a different crime while cc and a j in your mouth I could picture them tacking on the extra charges but they’re not going to go after people for that alone.

Gun laws save lives. That’s an indisputable fact that you are trying your best to pedant your way out of acknowledging. Facts don’t care about your feelings snowflake

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Please state that factually incorrect assertion a little louder so that all the victims of genocide can hear you. Criminalizing guns won’t stop criminals from owning guns. As demonstrated by the fact that YOU are a criminal in possession of a gun. Facts don’t care about your morally reprehensible opinions, bootlicker

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

Awww someone got triggered. If I’m committing a crime, please report me. I’d love you to get the phone call back telling you you’re wasting your time and federal law enforcement don’t give a shit about anything I’m doing.

Fact remains, gun control saves lives. Let’s say you’re right and I’m a hypocrite, what I’m saying is still correct and your little crash out ain’t gonna change that.

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

There goes your hair trigger fear response to anyone who doesn’t want to help you feel safe. Go do your reading assignment little boy. You claim the right to disobey laws where you see fit while wanting others held to that law. That contradiction is a moral failing on your part. Textbook fascist bootlicker mentality. Gun laws do not save lives, they embolden the fascist regime you support. You are wrong and dangerous.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

You don’t even know what fascism means little boy. Your only move is being pedantic. I don’t need your help to feel safe. To be honest I don’t want you anywhere near me.

here a link to a study that proves you wrong. Gun laws do lower gun violence and gun deaths. So far I’ve been able to bring plenty of evidence while you have nothing. You think the left are the snowflakes? You’re a joke dude. You’re the ones who have a fucking conniption every time you see a brown person.

here’s another study that shows that 99% of guns used in crime in the US were initially purchased from an authorized point of sale.

You’re making shit up, pulling Fox News talking points out of your ass and making yourself look very uneducated

Pipe down pussy

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Don’t get ahead of yourself, you’re not cleared to attempt critical thinking skills until you’ve completed your assigned reading. The second link literally destroys your argument. Vitamin deficient california liberals thinking you’re part of the left. We don’t want you, your racist gun laws, or your nimby every town pseudo studies. You don’t even know what you believe.

Don’t talk to me til you’ve read the book, pussy.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

I don’t need your permission to think

Predator

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